Murpy

A long, skinny, green bean cock.

Jonny J has a murpy, As his dick has the girth of a No.2 Pencil.

Murpy by the dead bodies October 14, 2008

murpy

Similar to mopey its when your not great but not terrible either. Best described as 80% fine and 20% bad, feeling murpy can be caused by small annoyances or being slightly depressed. When a thing is murpy it is pathetic and a little sad, like a wilted planted is murpy.

person one-Hey how are you?
person two- idk kinda murpy

--when describing a thing--
person one- hey did you see that new movie
person two- yeah it was kinda murpy, I'm not unhappy I saw it but it was mostly mediocre and one scene was kinda bad
person one- oh ok then I might not watch it

murpy by Jewish bob the builder October 5, 2020

murphysexual 

(From Dear Evan Hansen) A sexual or romantic attraction to both Connor and Zoe Murphy, something resulting into not knowing whom you have stronger affections

this may also be recognized as Bisexuality

Evan found himself questioning his sexuality when not only was he in love with Zoe Murphy but felt somewhat attracted to her older brother, Connor. he found out that he was Murphysexual

murphysexual by PriaSama June 14, 2017

Emily Murphy 

Cheese like substance with pungent odor present in unwashed skin folds of the body.

Attorney with Administrator of General Services Administration in the White House.

As she wiped Emily Murphy from her nether regions, she gagged at the putrid odor.

White House staffer Emily Murphy disagrees with the election results and is derelict in her duties as Administrator of General Services.

Emily Murphy by SocietyPunisher November 9, 2020

murmy

A female who thinks she is everything. Usually acts as a know it all, but she really doesn’t know anything. She lives for impressing people with fake facts and knowledge.

1.Don’t believe her. She’s a murmy.

2.No you should not date her, she’s a total murmy.

3.Dont be a murmy! They are so annoying!

murmy by heyyoyobird May 29, 2018

Ryan Murphy

When you ate high quality and exquisite foods but you barfed them all over the place while being puzzled or careless as to how you'll clean it up in the end.

Friend: I just made a Ryan Murphy last night at the bar. I don't know what to do about it so I just left it there all messed up as is.

Ryan Murphy by krumpbabby March 27, 2016

Jesus Murphy 

A phrase uttered by Canadians who stub their toes. By replacing "Christ" with "Murphy," these Canadians manage to avoid hell.

(toe is stubbed) Jesus Murphy!

Jesus Murphy by FNods May 20, 2012