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A term used to describe a misshapen oversized Caucasian woman (or sometimes man) who make little or no effort to appear attractive in public. Mumpies can be identified by their choices of sporting short leper hair, crocs with socks, and stained oversized Mickey Mouse T-shirts. They can often be found in cities such as Jacksonville, Florida, as well as in Walmarts across the world.
Bro, my two biggest fears in the whole wide world are horny chimpanzees and if my wife were to become a mumpy!
Mumpy by Mumpy Master July 30, 2022
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Derived from the British word for mother, mum, "mumpy" is a word which is also used for mother, in an affectionate way.
"Mumpy! What's for dinner?"
mumpy by Twiglette August 17, 2007
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Mumpy means that something is REALLY good.
That meal was really Mumpy!
Mumpy by Pank April 25, 2009
Giving oral sex to a lady (muffing out ) whilst said lady is having a dump.
"Ere my babber when e be done giving i a mumpy , can e check to see if i ave any klinkers"
MUMPY by M.P.MACEY February 4, 2008
The sensation one experiences after smoking too much cannabis.
"Dude, are you okay?".

"Not really, everything's mumpy, I'm feeling mumpy. I ripped too many cones".
Mumpy by CrKr February 7, 2022

Mumpy Morrison 

When you first find out that a girl has not shaved her pubes in several days and you are forced to have sex with her and your penis gets raw from the stubble.
Dude i totally banged this girl last night and i got a Mumpy Morrison! It hurts so bad but it was so good!
Mumpy Morrison by Barry S. June 2, 2009

Mumpy Paige

A rando girl from Long Island. Who gets the mumps and eats pretzels with cream cheese. Loves to complain.
Don’t go near her
Don’t go near who
Mumpy Paige she will give you the mumps
Mumpy Paige by Squaretrees April 24, 2022
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
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Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
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