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A phrase uttered by Canadians who stub their toes. By replacing "Christ" with "Murphy," these Canadians manage to avoid hell.
(toe is stubbed) Jesus Murphy!
by FNods February 27, 2012
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A method of guessing on a multiple choice test that involves looking at the position of the second hand. If the hand is between 12 and 3 the guess is A. If the hand is between 3 and 6 the guess is B. Between 6 and 9 guess C. Between 9 and 12 guess D.
I passed my test! Thanks to the Clock Method
by ET4444 November 12, 2007
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Canadian Jesus Christ. Meant to be said as an expletive.
What time is it? Jesus Murphy, I’m late!

Sue screams Jesus Murphy after she see’s a spider. She’s a total arachnophobe.

I like saying Jesus Murphy instead of using the lords name in vain.
by Kaizo64 September 01, 2018
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A character in "The Heretic," a one-man show by Christian Conner.
"Jesus Murphy, evangelical atheist"
-"The Heretic" by Christian O'Conner
by Tristan October 22, 2003
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