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Mullered. 

a friend of ours in a big group of friends kept kicking our asses in pool all the time. His name was Rob Muller. So, when you miss a shot in pool, and you think you should of made it, and everyone in the group playing the game agrees, you say "ive been Mullered."..... therefore, robbed of your decent shot... Also, if you loose any kind of competition, in general, you can also say you were mullered. Basically, replacing the word "robbed" with the word mullered. Our friends name was Rob Muller.
Man, I cant believe i missed that pool shot, I was mullered.

Or.. Damn, the Rex Sox beat the Cubs, they were mullered.
Mullered. by Daniel Rydzewski November 4, 2004
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mullered 

1 Broken, smashed or beaten up to the point of being visisbly altered, unusuable or non-functional.
2 Intoxicated with drink or drugs to the point of non-sensibility.
3 Resoundingly beaten in a competition of some kind.


As far as I am aware this term comes from the German footballer Gerd Muller who scored lots of goals.
I got totally mullered last night, I had loads of pills......

A bus smashed right into his car and absolutely mullered it....

We got bloody mullered at five-a-side, 10 bleedin' nill

This term probably comes from German international footballer Gerd Muller who used to destroy teams with his sizzling shots from inside or outside the penalty area....

Gerd Muller, known as "Der Bomber", is the greatest goal-scorer of the modern era. He scored an amazing 68 goals in 62 games for West Germany during the 1970s, including the win in the 1974 World Cup Final.
Gerd Muller, a stocky, powerful striker with matchless speed in the penalty area, amassed 628 goals in first class football. This included 365 goals for Bayern Munich during his 14 year career.
mullered by james mcdonnell March 16, 2004
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Mullered 

When one beaten single-handedly by a German in his 20s , and one is considered favorites to win the tournament
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Mullered by Thomas Müllered June 30, 2010

Mullered 

Getting thoroughly beaten in a game and humiliated, especially if it is a world event against England
Checkmate! You got mullered! Fist pump!
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mullered 

I've always taken it to mean generally either fucked up or fucked over. It doesn't have to be related to drink or drugs.
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mullered by Gravy February 5, 2004

mullered 

It can also mean mashed, beaten or broken up.
I mullered the car the other day.

This guy came into the pub and just mullered this other geezer.
mullered by Anonymous November 4, 2003

mullered 

A state of high intoxication due to the consumption of drugs
"Damn im mullered"
mullered by Mush-beer July 25, 2003
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