Gravy's definitions

sootfall

the light noise that a woman's clothes make as they hit the ground

The sootfall of his wife's clothing excited his male senses

by gravy May 13, 2005

All star

General douche bag , know it all ,someone acting like there black ,someone that's the best at something but looks like idiot

Did you see that all star with gold chains and the baggy pants he drove a sausage slinger that sounds like a pile of rolling shit,
Get jimmy to fix your car he's all star mechanic

by Gravy December 22, 2014

You've changed

To be used half jokingly amongst friends; use when an acquiantance does or says something out of the ordinary.

Your wingman suddenly decides that he would rather sit home and watch a movie than head out to the bars on Saturday night. "Billy, you've changed"

by Gravy November 19, 2004

headache

In texas hold-em, getting dealt a 9-5. Comes from 9-5 being a crappy hand and also they hours of a typical work day.

I would call all in but i got dealt headache.

by gravy November 20, 2004

Keyboard Spackler

n. One who masterbates regularly at or in front of a personal computer.

n. One who literally ejaculates onto his keyboard while viewing internet pornography, hence spackling his keyboard with his man juice.

With all the internet porn available, Joe quickly became a chronic keyboard spackler.

by Gravy October 7, 2005

Hennessey

See Hennessy

A classy, full flavor liquor that is mentioned in many rap/r&b tunes. Enjoyed on the rocks, with a spash of coke, or with a whole lot of ganja. If you don't like this drink you need to turn 17 or move out of the boondocks because this is where it's at.

What's gotten into me? drugs, rock and Hennessy

by gravy November 20, 2004

Nob Gobbler

1. n. Usually of the female persuasion - one who incessantly and vivaciously enjoys performing felatio on a man. Her aptitude, proficiency, and dexterity are typically second to none.

2. n. a dick sucker, one who gobbles your nob

1. "It was soon after my first encounter with Katie that I proclaimed her to be a Nob Gobbler on par with Jenna Jameson!"

2. "This Nob Gobbler worked my shaft like a starved soul at an all-u-can-eat buffet"

by Gravy October 7, 2005