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mullered 

1 Broken, smashed or beaten up to the point of being visisbly altered, unusuable or non-functional.
2 Intoxicated with drink or drugs to the point of non-sensibility.
3 Resoundingly beaten in a competition of some kind.


As far as I am aware this term comes from the German footballer Gerd Muller who scored lots of goals.
I got totally mullered last night, I had loads of pills......

A bus smashed right into his car and absolutely mullered it....

We got bloody mullered at five-a-side, 10 bleedin' nill

This term probably comes from German international footballer Gerd Muller who used to destroy teams with his sizzling shots from inside or outside the penalty area....

Gerd Muller, known as "Der Bomber", is the greatest goal-scorer of the modern era. He scored an amazing 68 goals in 62 games for West Germany during the 1970s, including the win in the 1974 World Cup Final.
Gerd Muller, a stocky, powerful striker with matchless speed in the penalty area, amassed 628 goals in first class football. This included 365 goals for Bayern Munich during his 14 year career.
mullered by james mcdonnell March 16, 2004
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Someone who has done something idiotically funny, such as tripping over
Oliver Robinson is a fucking mullard
Mullard by Dongle Bongle April 23, 2018

mullahed 

He got totally mullahed on cheap vodka and now he can't remember a thing.
mullahed by Lowlife2000 May 21, 2008

mullahed 

Getting absolutely shoe'd, almost to the point of molestation by a clearly superior force or entity.
1. "FFS I just got mullahed by that hard bastard on the corner!"

2. Those {24} noobs were mullahed by ->MC<- tonight.
mullahed by MC February 15, 2004

Mullered 

When one beaten single-handedly by a German in his 20s , and one is considered favorites to win the tournament
England were Mullered 4-1 by Germany
Mullered by Thomas Müllered June 30, 2010

Mullardoch 

When a dirty hobo scavenges the hills of the Scottish highlands and molests innocent herds of sheep.
That guy mullardoched those sheep bloody
Mullardoch by deviant46n2 September 10, 2014
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