Muinced 

A more up to date version of the word Minced, usually used in Scotland but this word would be used when someone is extremely fucked up and is not able to pronounce the words “i am minced” correctly

I’m so Muinced right now mate

Muinced by Muince June 26, 2019

Minced 

To be so scrambled and messed in the head that your brain is minced

You are minced

Minced by Beefboy March 16, 2020

minced 

When you get fucked up.

I'm pretty minced after that session eh

minced by Altar Of Death November 2, 2003

Minced Meat 

When your dick is torn up and raw from a long, weekend sex marathon. Usually feels on fire for days.

The weekend with Rachel was Hot. She fucked me all weekend. But paying the price with this minced meat. Got a get some salve braaaahhhh.

Minced Meat by Eaton Holgoode December 8, 2017

Getting Munced 

The act of being cornered in a room by a large slow country male, who then complains to you about things that you cannot fix for at least 20 minutes.

I was trying to get back to my office before getting munced.

Getting Munced by Smallbridge May 6, 2019

Munced 

Munced: A power Noun
To be Munced is to be corrected when a correction is un-warranted .

I was Munced the other day by an Older woman when I complimented her on her nice sweater,.....she said "actually its a cardigan".

Munced by Peesitter May 18, 2015

Minced Oath 

An expression based on swear words that are less offensive. e.g. Shite is a minced oath of shit, and feck is a minced oath of fuck.

I must remember to use a minced oath if I am angry, that way I wan't get in trouble.

Minced Oath by Matthew850 September 21, 2006