minced1 

The name of an epic german gamer, who really dislikes Timinator (also an german gamer).
Pronounced: mɪŋ ket

minced1 is really looking good today!

minced1 by minced1 April 12, 2021

Minced 

To be so scrambled and messed in the head that your brain is minced

You are minced

Minced by Beefboy March 16, 2020

minced 

When you get fucked up.

I'm pretty minced after that session eh

minced by Altar Of Death November 2, 2003

Minced Meat 

When your dick is torn up and raw from a long, weekend sex marathon. Usually feels on fire for days.

The weekend with Rachel was Hot. She fucked me all weekend. But paying the price with this minced meat. Got a get some salve braaaahhhh.

Minced Meat by Eaton Holgoode December 8, 2017

Minced Oath 

An expression based on swear words that are less offensive. e.g. Shite is a minced oath of shit, and feck is a minced oath of fuck.

I must remember to use a minced oath if I am angry, that way I wan't get in trouble.

Minced Oath by Matthew850 September 21, 2006

Minced regression 

Happens mainly when you have just been told off/dissed/burned. This is a failed attempt to put some ice on that burn, or to insult them back. When you make a horrible come back that nobody gets or is just plain weak, making you look like even more of a fool.

Max: "We're out of butter"
Erik: "That's okay we can just use your girlfriends face"
Max: "Yeah... Well... Your socks are slightly dirty"
(complete silence)
Erik: "That was stupid"
(Erik walks away)
Micah: "What was that Max?"
Max: "I don't know dude minced regression"

Minced regression by Coolging805 December 11, 2011

Minced 

1. The state or quality of being exceedingly relaxed and nonchalant, while at the same time elated or exceedingly happy, often attained whilst being high.

2. Synonymous for "fuck".

ex 1 - Guy 1: Dude, whats good?
Guy 2: Dude, I'm so minced right now I can't even hear you!

ex 2 - Guy 1: Bro did you mince anyone last night?
Guy 2: I minced the shit out of this one chick, but I was so minced I don't even remember!

Minced by somincedrightnow October 14, 2012