Minced 

To be so scrambled and messed in the head that your brain is minced

You are minced

Minced by Beefboy March 16, 2020

minced 

When you get fucked up.

I'm pretty minced after that session eh

minced by Altar Of Death November 2, 2003

Minced 

1. The state or quality of being exceedingly relaxed and nonchalant, while at the same time elated or exceedingly happy, often attained whilst being high.

2. Synonymous for "fuck".

ex 1 - Guy 1: Dude, whats good?
Guy 2: Dude, I'm so minced right now I can't even hear you!

ex 2 - Guy 1: Bro did you mince anyone last night?
Guy 2: I minced the shit out of this one chick, but I was so minced I don't even remember!

Minced by somincedrightnow October 14, 2012

Minced 

A slang term spin-off of the word “chopped” , minced is when somebody is so chopped that when they walk they look drunk.

This dude can’t even walk straight he’s so minced.

Minced by CheeX_2bagger August 19, 2020

Minced 

When you are finely chopped/faded (high)

Matt’s eyes were so red, you could tell he was minced right when he walked in the room

Minced by Airbudfan99 January 9, 2019

Minced 

To be completely and utterly shredded. To have extremely low body fat percentage and to have extreme muscle definition.

Hey jimmy are you dieting right now?

Yeah, I’m carb cycling. I’m gonna get minced.

Minced by Bigpeepeejew February 6, 2020

Minced 

Has a lot of money

She is absolutely minced . Loaded .

Minced by Lekser March 9, 2021