Minced

To be so scrambled and messed in the head that your brain is minced

You are minced

by Beefboy March 16, 2020

Minced

1. The state or quality of being exceedingly relaxed and nonchalant, while at the same time elated or exceedingly happy, often attained whilst being high.

2. Synonymous for "fuck".

ex 1 - Guy 1: Dude, whats good?
Guy 2: Dude, I'm so minced right now I can't even hear you!

ex 2 - Guy 1: Bro did you mince anyone last night?
Guy 2: I minced the shit out of this one chick, but I was so minced I don't even remember!

by somincedrightnow October 14, 2012

Minced

A slang term spin-off of the word “chopped” , minced is when somebody is so chopped that when they walk they look drunk.

This dude can’t even walk straight he’s so minced.

by CheeX_2bagger August 19, 2020

Minced

When you are finely chopped/faded (high)

Matt’s eyes were so red, you could tell he was minced right when he walked in the room

by Airbudfan99 January 9, 2019

Minced

To be completely and utterly shredded. To have extremely low body fat percentage and to have extreme muscle definition.

Hey jimmy are you dieting right now?

Yeah, I’m carb cycling. I’m gonna get minced.

by Bigpeepeejew February 6, 2020

Mincing

To walk or sashe/shante in a very effeminate and/or swishy way. To walk as if wearing a pair of invisible high heels.

Wow, get a load of him Mincing across the room like he's walking on egg shells.

by Kieron M. May 20, 2008

minced

When you get fucked up.

I'm pretty minced after that session eh

by Altar Of Death November 2, 2003