Mrissus

The male equivalent of Missus

Hey Dorris is the Mrissus in tonight, does he fancy coming fishing?

by Fishy Dorris September 28, 2023

Travel Missus

When you're backpacking through a foreign country and meet a girl who you fall in lust with. These relationships can last days, sometimes even weeks. People often mistake this for you being a serious relationship from all the selfies she is posting on creepbook. In actual fact, you're just banging her until you move onto the next country and find a new travel missus.

"Did you hear Cormac is getting serious with Holly?"
"No way man, that was just his travel missus in Central America. He is living in Banff now and told me he was space docking with a girl on the weekend."

by Travelboi October 2, 2014

Missus

Term that means wife.

You better get back home to the missus.I think she is worried about you.

by Toa Pohatu April 5, 2017

giz a hoon on your missus

when you pass a couple and the girl is rather attractive and you would like to take her home

driving through town:

there was this hottie with her boyfriend and i had to wind down the window and yell giz a hoon on your missus!

by dr chops May 13, 2009

missus

Your Missus can be either your Girl-friend/Wife
usually girl-friend belonging to a teenaged or a guy in his early 20's

Rongo: "I seen you gettin' jiggy wit your missus!"
Jack: "Fuck, leave my missus outta this, au."

by Kiwi-Babe September 15, 2005

Dave’s missus

The sort of women who would sleep with another man, and gaslight their boyfriend into thinking they didn’t

She is such a Dave’s missus

by i hate joos 2024 January 2, 2023

missus

australian, n.z., n; wife. the handbrake. ( see )

I took the missus down the pub last night.

by herbie August 25, 2004