Mr.Jon

A very handsome human who is amazing at everything. He is the best person to hang out with, but still doesn't have a gf

Mr.Jon

Mr.Jon by Mr.Jon March 29, 2022

Mr Jonesed 

To be caught with child pornography, or to be caught having been involved in sexual acts with someone under theage of consent. Can also be used as a derogetary term to imply someone is a paedophile when in fact they aren't

"Did you hear that old man down the street was Mr Jonesed? knew something was up with him..."

Mr Jonesed by Uzumaki Mitch June 17, 2006

mr jones 

A character mentioned in a Bob Dylan song, no one knows who he is besides Bob Dylan himself. Evidence that no one but Dylan himself knows this can be found in the Counting Crows song "Mr. Jones" where the narrarator wants to be Bob Dylan to understand who this mysterious Mr Jones is.

Do you, Mr Jones
Now you see this one-eyed midget
Shouting the word "NOW"
And you say, "For what reason?"
And he says, "How?"
And you say, "What does this mean?"
And he screams back, "You're a cow
Give me some milk
Or else go home"
Because something is happening here
But you don't know what it is
Do you, Mister Jones

mr jones by D A Freestyle December 9, 2008

Mr.Joning

when someone leaves a meeting, class or an event earlier due to personal stuffs.

He Mr.Joned on the meeting last night, as he needs to catch up with his school work.

Every friday, he Mr.Jones the class at one and a half hour earlier despite knowing that the class ends at 5.

I will be Mr.Joning this zoom meeting, as I need to go watch a movie later.

Mr.Joning by Le'Jones October 9, 2021

Mr Jones 

A pedophile who likes to hide kids in the basement and store their genitals

He likes to look at girls and find out where his students live

When turned down by the girls he pursues the boys

Mr Jones loves kiddies

Girl 1 : That girl has been touched by mr Jones

Girl 2 : omg that happened to me in primary

Mr Jones : come here my kiddies

Mr Jones by ELLIE CLAYY22 July 11, 2019

mr jones 

that brown noise of a teacher that butt licks the head teacher and gets he's noise stuck in there ass hole hoping he'll get a pay raise. he looks like a retired chav and used to do crack in he's old days.

mr jones dropped the soap to many times at his moms house

mr jones by grove lick my ass January 30, 2020

Mr. Jones 

A choir teacher who is similar to the Dulingo bird, always making sure you turn in your part check it weekly reflection.

Kid: Hi Mr. Jones
Mr. Jones: You didn’t turn in your Part Check/Reflection, prepare to die

Mr. Jones by SomeDude73737 April 14, 2019