Moxed

To get shitfaced while the person who is unknowingly paying for your booze is relying on you for a ride home.

My lawyer moxed me by drinking 6 rum and cokes at lunch, adding it to my bill, and then tried to represent me in court!

Moxed by UnionTree December 24, 2025

Mixed Martial Arts 

A combat sport (colloquially known as "MMA") in which fighters incorporate several different types of martial arts (and often use a hybrid of such styles), including Brazilian Jiu Jitsu, Boxing, Muay Thai, Judo, Wrestling, etc. One of the fastest growing sports in the world. Made very popular and brought into the mainstream largely due to UFC. UFC and MMA are the not the same thing; UFC is to MMA what the NFL is to football. Fights are organized by promotions, the largest of which today are the UFC and Bellator.

"Mixed martial arts fighters are incredible to watch."
"UFC is the most well-known organization to promote mixed martial arts fights."
" Morgan and I are watching the Brandon v Rivers mixed martial arts fight at the bar tonight. You in?"
"There is a mixed martial arts championship this weekend at Madison Square Garden - I can't wait!"

Mixed Martial Arts by rkb247 January 8, 2022

maxedon 

An unnecessarily large amount of verbal diarrhea, often in the form of a social media post. Presented as an authority on a topic, but easily proven wrong.

That Facebook post was a complete maxedon. I can't believe they spent that much time writing that drivel.

maxedon by animaltrainer April 11, 2020

i moved 

when you fall for the bullshit on stan twitter

girl 1: omg ariana releasing a new album tonight

girl 2: i moved

i moved by stxrrmochi March 1, 2021

Moved to the Hudson 

Disappeared, presumed permanently missing. Dedicated to anyone in the Tri-State area who ends up offending someone and ends up sunk in the Hudson River.

I haven't seen Vito lately, I think he moved to the Hudson.

Moved to the Hudson by PsychoPuppyDad July 15, 2009

frozen mixed vegetable cocks 

Anything that Randy has serious difficulty with, also used as a stand in for "OH SHIT" or "FUCK"

*Randy burns himself on an oven*
Randy: "Frozen mixed vegetable cocks!"

frozen mixed vegetable cocks by dat nigga yoyo July 9, 2016

nobody moved 

this is what you say when you see bullshit on your stan twitter timeline

“OH MY GOD BILLIE AND ARIANA ARE COLLABING”
“nobody moved💀”

nobody moved by clarioscheerios1338 October 14, 2020