maxedon 

An unnecessarily large amount of verbal diarrhea, often in the form of a social media post. Presented as an authority on a topic, but easily proven wrong.

That Facebook post was a complete maxedon. I can't believe they spent that much time writing that drivel.

maxedon by animaltrainer April 11, 2020

macedonian version 

Pirated version of a video game, downloaded in advance. Obtained before street date. Popularized on the gamefaqs message board Nonstop Gaming - General by user White Wolf Kiba (who may or may not actually be from Macedonia and have a difficult time obtaining legitimate copies of games).

White Wolf Kiba posted "I downloaded the superior macedonian version of White Knight Chronicles".

macedonian version by baacchus December 11, 2011

Alexander the Great was Macedonian

Like "Alexander the Great was a Slav", this is meant to piss off greek people because they think that hes greek, but hes actually macedonian. His parents were literally Macedonian, and although he spoke greek and macdonians did adopt greek traditions, that doesne mean that hes greek.

Rando rice farmer: Hey SOKRATIS, Alexander the Great was Macedonian
Sokratis: NONOOONOONO HE WAS GREKEEKEK YOU STUPIDD MONKEY

Alexander the Great was Macedonian by NotDuke69420 October 26, 2022

Makedonski 

A mythical tribe from the Balkan Mountains.According to Greek and Albanian sagas the Makedonski tribe had unusually large heads that were square shaped.They used to tell their neighbors how they conquered the whole world,and they built the pyramids of Egypt.IOW they stole other peoples' history.Ancient Greek writers wrote many jokes about the Makedonski tribe,unfortunately very few survive.In Albanian folklore if you told an Albanian that he looked like a boxhead(Makedonski),you were taking a chance with your life.

These are a few Greek jokes written about the Makedonski Tribe:
Q. How do you sink a Makedonski battleship?
A. Put it in water
Q: Why did the Makedonski cross the road?
A: He couldn't get his dick out of the chicken.
Q: How do you get a one-armed Makedonski out of a tree?
A: Wave to him

Makedonski by Jesus J. Rivera May 23, 2008

Macedonian Steam Shower 

Macedonian Steam Shower: a truly filthy manuvere. After a hard night of drinking and general pizza parlor mayhem; once must first have a breakfast complete with dirty cups of coffee and plenty of eggs. Upon completion of breakfast the artist takes a huge, dirty shit. While shitting it is important to turn the hot water on in a shower ensuring then next man in the room is treated to a truly thick and penetrating shit smell. The only way to rid oneself of this stink is suicide.

Tim thought he was hungover, but when I hit him with the Macedonian Steam Shower, he almost died.

Macedonian Steam Shower by The Notorious G.I.B. November 5, 2009

Doiran is small city in today`s Macedonia 

On the 17th of September 1918 - the end of World War I. Germany is almost defeated as well as Austro-Hungary. Their ally Bulgaria is standing at the Macedonian front against the vast army of the allies which includes britains french serbians greeks indians australians americans and new zealands total number - 336 000 men with artillery. Against them is standing 9th Pleven Division which consists of 11 000 bulgarian soldiers and 11th Macedonian Division which includes macedonian militia. At the night before the battle the allies fired 370 000 shells including chemical shells. They thought that they destroyed the Bulgarian army but actually they killed only 9 men. In the morning the allied army attacked the Bulgarian possitions. The bulgarians are firing at the britans with 430 machine guns almost no one survives. The greeks also attacked the macedonian possitions but the defenders had flamethrowers and they burned around 10 000 greeks. At the end of the battle the britain army was annihilated - more than 65 000 casualties. It was the biggest military defeat in the whole british war story.

Doiran is small city in today`s Macedonia

Doiran is small city in today`s Macedonia by Vladimir Vazov February 13, 2009

The Prince of Macedon 

The Prince of Macedon or (PoM for short) is an Asian Youtuber who posts video blogs and makes commentary videos on gameplay footage that he records on his computer. Many gamers consider him to be one of the pioneers of video-game commentary videos but he is also widely thought to be over-rated.

G: Dude The Prince of Macedon has 32 fucking thousand subscribers on Youtube!

P: I know... that guy is such a douche... I wonder why!

The Prince of Macedon by smh070164 December 26, 2010