Mouseclaw 

What happens to your hand after several hours of using a computer mouse while the air conditioning is set too high.

Steve: "Oh man, they have the AC cranked up today in the office. My hand is frozen onto my mouse."

Bob: "Yeah, that looks like a mean case of mouseclaw, Steve"

Mouseclaw by 0fficeTr0ll September 17, 2012

Mousecat

A wild animal that roams the land, usually in the Chicago area. Also an expression when something is as ridiculous or unstoppable as said animal.

That dude's unstoppable, he could probably eat a bear. Mousecat.

Mousecat by T Fox August 30, 2008

Mouseplay

Nowadays mouseplay means to take a breather from work and to escape your boss it comes from the popular expression "when the cat's is away, the mice will play."

Mouseplay stems from the original usage by Shakespeare in 'Henry the Fifth,' in 1599 - "Playing the mouse in absence of the cat" (Act 1, Scene 2, Page 6, line 195). Older versions include the Latin proverb - "Dum felis dormit, mus gaudet et exsi litantro" – 'when the cat sleep, the mouse rejoices and exits the hole' and the French version - "Ou chat na rat regne" -

'Where there is no cat, the rat is king'

Verb - I was mouseplaying today...meaning I "fake worked" and took some personal time

Mouseplay by Pearls-of-Wisdom August 5, 2017

mouseclit 

A feature on some computer mice similar to a scrolling wheel, but functions more like a tiny joystick. It is referred to as the mouseclit because a gentle touch can be very provocative.

This mouseclit makes navigating large documents a breeze!

mouseclit by toasterhead October 14, 2004

Mousecat

He chases himself

Look, it's a moherfucking mousecat! He chases himself..

Mousecat by mister-sub-zero October 18, 2017

mouseclopter 

A shady, weasely person, possibly small in stature, that looks for any opportunity to steal articles such as: lighters, food, alcoholic beverages, pipes and anything that will get you f*cked up.

"Damn, Fred drank 18 beers out of my 30 pack, and he only threw down 2 bones . . . f*ckin mouseclopter!"
or
"Hey Gerald, where'd you get that cool pipe?" "Oh, I mousecloptered it from Billy."

mouseclopter by Sambo and Peto April 3, 2005

mouseslap 

when you get slapped in the face by a mousepad

yo i just mouseslapped thomas

mouseslap by thomas gunit May 14, 2005