when a male chops his cock off with a cleaver and then shoves the dethatched cock into the females anus and then has the female suck his cock as he sucks on the bottom on of his dethatched cock while its still in the females ass as he shoves a mouse in the females vagina while she's on her period

he gave me a mousepad and then died it was so sad but worth it

mousepad by thundecock December 9, 2024

Mousepad-sexual

A person who is sexually attracted to mousepads. Humans no longer satisfy their desires and so they find sexual satisfaction in mousepads

Whats your sexuality?
I'm mousepad-sexual

Mousepad-sexual by Fortnite MGee February 18, 2021

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Twisted mousepad

Not being able to move around correctly, like a computer mouse on a twisted mousepad.

"Jerry was walking down the hallway like it was a twisted mousepad!"

Twisted mousepad by Sharkgirl945 March 17, 2023

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The 'Glass Mousepad' Fallacy

An informal fallacy in which you lambast or criticize someone for doing something unhealthy when you yourself do comparably unhealthy habits or actions. Essentially, it is hypocrisy specifically in the form of habit.

"Hey Conner, it's ridiculous how you spend hundreds of dollars on glass mousepads. That is such a waste of money, for shame!"
"How utterly preposterous of you to propose, Anthony; In actuality, you are committing the 'glass mousepad' fallacy. Why is it bad when I have unhealthy spending habits when you spend hundreds of dollars on Touhou merchandise? Why don't you practice what you preach!?"

The 'Glass Mousepad' Fallacy by jacqueley December 11, 2025

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