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mouseslap by thomas gunit May 14, 2005
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Mississippi Mousetrap
The act of, while receiving roadhead, suddenly putting your tilt steering wheel as far down as it will go, thus trapping the person's head in your crotch.
Best done with a girl from Mississippi or Kentucky, because odds are she will not have enough teeth to bite your junk off.
Best done with a girl from Mississippi or Kentucky, because odds are she will not have enough teeth to bite your junk off.
Mississippi Mousetrap by JohnnyTwoDicks September 26, 2010
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The Stinky Mousetrap
n: "A Stinky Mousetrap" is the act of farting in a very crowded Disney monorail while the doors are shut in the monorail is in motion.
While riding in a very crowded monorail from the Magic Kingdom to Epcot at Disney World Scott thought up "The Stinky Mousetrap" and silently farted and stunk up the entire cabin. There was nothing anyone could do, and no one was able to blame Scott. It was the perfect crime.
The Stinky Mousetrap by Scott L (The Monorail Farter) September 22, 2011
Revolver Mousetrap
To use methods traditionally associated with evil ends for good, or vice versa.
Inspired by a patent on a revolver-based mousetrap filed in Dec 26, 1982 by inventor J.A.Williams
Inspired by a patent on a revolver-based mousetrap filed in Dec 26, 1982 by inventor J.A.Williams
-This worthless SJW rant blogger is now posting serious progressive content..
-Pulling a revolver mousetrap of radicalization I see
-Let's get some subway sandwiches..
-Subway? That place sells revolver mousetrap sandwiches!
-Pulling a revolver mousetrap of radicalization I see
-Let's get some subway sandwiches..
-Subway? That place sells revolver mousetrap sandwiches!
Revolver Mousetrap by CrudeWax January 20, 2022
bloody mousetrap
When you're going down on your girl during her period only to discover the bloody string dangling from her tampon.
Joe still remembers the horror of going down on his girlfriend for the first time, only to discover a bloody mousetrap! He's now gay.
bloody mousetrap by Rob Load November 24, 2007
Mouseplay
Nowadays mouseplay means to take a breather from work and to escape your boss it comes from the popular expression "when the cat's is away, the mice will play."
Mouseplay stems from the original usage by Shakespeare in 'Henry the Fifth,' in 1599 - "Playing the mouse in absence of the cat" (Act 1, Scene 2, Page 6, line 195). Older versions include the Latin proverb - "Dum felis dormit, mus gaudet et exsi litantro" – 'when the cat sleep, the mouse rejoices and exits the hole' and the French version - "Ou chat na rat regne" -
'Where there is no cat, the rat is king'
Mouseplay stems from the original usage by Shakespeare in 'Henry the Fifth,' in 1599 - "Playing the mouse in absence of the cat" (Act 1, Scene 2, Page 6, line 195). Older versions include the Latin proverb - "Dum felis dormit, mus gaudet et exsi litantro" – 'when the cat sleep, the mouse rejoices and exits the hole' and the French version - "Ou chat na rat regne" -
'Where there is no cat, the rat is king'
Mouseplay by Pearls-of-Wisdom August 5, 2017
mousetrap cheese
A derogatory phrase used to describe a cheese that has little or no texture or flavour when that particular verity of cheese is supposed to have a certain texture and/or flavour, however mild.
Indicated that the person thinks the cheese is only fit for use in a mouse trap.
Derives from the fact that a person would not use a very good (and hence expensive) cheese to bait a mouse trap. They would use the cheapest cheese they could find as They would not care that it had no taste because they did not actually intend to eat it.
Indicated that the person thinks the cheese is only fit for use in a mouse trap.
Derives from the fact that a person would not use a very good (and hence expensive) cheese to bait a mouse trap. They would use the cheapest cheese they could find as They would not care that it had no taste because they did not actually intend to eat it.
mousetrap cheese by Dorsai December 24, 2010