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mouseslap

yo i just mouseslapped thomas
by thomas gunit May 14, 2005
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Mississippi Mousetrap

The act of, while receiving roadhead, suddenly putting your tilt steering wheel as far down as it will go, thus trapping the person's head in your crotch.

Best done with a girl from Mississippi or Kentucky, because odds are she will not have enough teeth to bite your junk off.
My cousin Molly sure got mad after I gave her the Mississippi Mousetrap.
by JohnnyTwoDicks September 26, 2010
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The Stinky Mousetrap

n: "A Stinky Mousetrap" is the act of farting in a very crowded Disney monorail while the doors are shut in the monorail is in motion.
While riding in a very crowded monorail from the Magic Kingdom to Epcot at Disney World Scott thought up "The Stinky Mousetrap" and silently farted and stunk up the entire cabin. There was nothing anyone could do, and no one was able to blame Scott. It was the perfect crime.
by Scott L (The Monorail Farter) September 22, 2011
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Revolver Mousetrap

To use methods traditionally associated with evil ends for good, or vice versa.
Inspired by a patent on a revolver-based mousetrap filed in Dec 26, 1982 by inventor J.A.Williams
-This worthless SJW rant blogger is now posting serious progressive content..
-Pulling a revolver mousetrap of radicalization I see

-Let's get some subway sandwiches..
-Subway? That place sells revolver mousetrap sandwiches!
by CrudeWax January 20, 2022
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bloody mousetrap

When you're going down on your girl during her period only to discover the bloody string dangling from her tampon.
Joe still remembers the horror of going down on his girlfriend for the first time, only to discover a bloody mousetrap! He's now gay.
by Rob Load November 24, 2007
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Mouseplay

Nowadays mouseplay means to take a breather from work and to escape your boss it comes from the popular expression "when the cat's is away, the mice will play."

Mouseplay stems from the original usage by Shakespeare in 'Henry the Fifth,' in 1599 - "Playing the mouse in absence of the cat" (Act 1, Scene 2, Page 6, line 195). Older versions include the Latin proverb - "Dum felis dormit, mus gaudet et exsi litantro" – 'when the cat sleep, the mouse rejoices and exits the hole' and the French version - "Ou chat na rat regne" -

'Where there is no cat, the rat is king'
Verb - I was mouseplaying today...meaning I "fake worked" and took some personal time
by Pearls-of-Wisdom August 5, 2017
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mousetrap cheese

A derogatory phrase used to describe a cheese that has little or no texture or flavour when that particular verity of cheese is supposed to have a certain texture and/or flavour, however mild.

Indicated that the person thinks the cheese is only fit for use in a mouse trap.

Derives from the fact that a person would not use a very good (and hence expensive) cheese to bait a mouse trap. They would use the cheapest cheese they could find as They would not care that it had no taste because they did not actually intend to eat it.
"How was your cheese sandwich?"

"Awful, mousetrap cheese." Meaning "Awful, tasteless."
by Dorsai December 24, 2010
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