Mournsturbate

The act of masturbating in the bathroom at a funeral, while thinking about the deceased. She

She looked so good in her casket, I had no choice but mournsturbate.

by Gullvis December 18, 2025

Mousturbate

1) To click one's mouse furiously.

2)To rub one's "self" with a mouse(computer).

Dude, john straight mousturbated with your comp.

by Ahnakel F. Mjuf December 28, 2005

mournsturbation

Mournsturbation is an exploitative process engaged in by the media once they have created sufficient "grief porn" derived from some unfortunate accident or natural disaster.

Having exploited the initial event, the media then engage in a repetive masturbatory frenzy exploiting every grief angle to the limit. It is is designed to extend the life of grievous event for the purpose of selling more media.

Examples of mournsturbation include the death of Princess Diana, repetitive display of aircraft flying into the twin towers in New York and the publication of the photographs of children and babies who perished in the recent massive Victorian wildfires. It is faux sentimentality and grief for the purpose of selling more advertisisng

by wangcar February 13, 2009

mouthsturbate

When a man puts his penis part way into a woman's mouth yet continues to pleasure himself manually till he shoots manchowder down her throat.

Kelly had to mouthsturbate her boss to get a promotion.

by WhiteRussian3 October 11, 2011

Monsturbate

When a male requires at least two hands in order to masturbate properly.

I will be back soon, I’m going to watch some porn and monsturbate.

by sstaffie December 1, 2019

moonsturbate

The act of masturbating on the moon.

Dude, I went to the moon last week and moonsturbated!

by MrAllStar December 31, 2011

mouthsturbate

To pleasure one's mouth by noisily smacking and popping one's gum. Often done in public.

One should mouthsturbate in the privacy of one's home only.

by GentleReader June 25, 2008