mounturbater 

Chelsea fans who make up every excuse to defend Mason Mount and think he's the second coming of Eden Hazard.

Don't care much about him slandering that Kovacic performance - he's just another mounturbater.

mounturbater by Juan Cervantes February 26, 2021

Mousturbate 

1) To click one's mouse furiously.

2)To rub one's "self" with a mouse(computer).

Dude, john straight mousturbated with your comp.

Mousturbate by Ahnakel F. Mjuf December 28, 2005