mormsturbate

When you masturbate using the book of mormon. Specifically, when you put your penis between the soft pages and sliding it out slowly.

Dude the other day i came so hard last night after i mormsturbated. i love the missionaries now.

by heisenberg420969 May 7, 2018

Momturbate

To masturbate while sexually fantasizing about one's own mother.

Ignacio: I always feel so guilty after I momturbate on Friday nights.
Jose: You should, bro. That's nasty!
Ignacio: I know man, but she has such firm, voluptuous, mouth-watering knockers!
Jose: O_o

by wiseagle101 April 6, 2015

Mousturbate

1) To click one's mouse furiously.

2)To rub one's "self" with a mouse(computer).

Dude, john straight mousturbated with your comp.

by Ahnakel F. Mjuf December 28, 2005

momsturbate

to masturbate while watching one's mother dress or shower, or while looking at nude photos of her.

Todd couldn't help but momsturbate after finding naked photo's of his mother in his fathers dresser drawer.

by KillerMongaloid November 6, 2009

momsturbate

stimulation of sex organs while keeping in mind the mom of a close friend.

"Why don't you go home and momsturbate you fag?"

by T & PP November 9, 2006

Momsterbate

Masterbating to pictures of only your mom.

I like to momsterbate to pics of my mom.

by PokemonTenticlePorn January 25, 2015

moosturbate

Verb. A term used by Canadians. To masturbate to generate body heat in the winter time.

"Sure is cold and lonely in this igloo! I better moosturbate to get warm!"

by debaby May 20, 2014