moonsturbate

The act of masturbating on the moon.

Dude, I went to the moon last week and moonsturbated!

by MrAllStar December 31, 2011

Monsterbate

1. To masturbate in an intense and/or earth-shattering manner.

2. The form of masturbation someone monsterous in personality or appearance exclusively utilizes.

3. An actual monster's masturbation.

"He doesn't simply masturbate to Angelina Jolie, he MONSTERbates to her."

"The Undertaker is only capable of monsterbation - masturbation for him is out of the question."

"Cookie Monster has been known to monsterbate off the SCENT of a cookie alone."

by Jeanette M. April 2, 2008

mansturbate

The same as regular masturbation, but more aggressive and manly.

Real men don't jack off, they mansturbate.

by MikeCareyHunt December 27, 2010

Mousturbate

1) To click one's mouse furiously.

2)To rub one's "self" with a mouse(computer).

Dude, john straight mousturbated with your comp.

by Ahnakel F. Mjuf December 28, 2005

meowsturbate

(verb.): to pour milk on the genitals and have a feline lick it up, whilst sitting back and enjoying the intense pleasure.

Dude, last night, whilst meowsturbate ing, Mr. Snibbles bit me thinking my clit was a piece of cat nip. It was awesome.

by sidvills March 22, 2010

momsturbate

to masturbate while watching one's mother dress or shower, or while looking at nude photos of her.

Todd couldn't help but momsturbate after finding naked photo's of his mother in his fathers dresser drawer.

by KillerMongaloid November 6, 2009

momsturbate

stimulation of sex organs while keeping in mind the mom of a close friend.

"Why don't you go home and momsturbate you fag?"

by T & PP November 9, 2006