Motard!

A contraction of Motorist and Retard - A motorist who mistakenly believes that they have exclusive rights to get to their destination in the fastest possible way. Everyone and anything that impedes them (including slower moving trucks & busses, congested traffic, cyclists, pedestrians and traffic controls such as traffic lights and stop signs) are all legitimate targets for irrational hatred, verbal abuse and physical rage. The Motard! is always ranked in the lowest IQ quartile, victims of the Dunning Kruger effect and can be easily identified off road by their distinctive atrocious spelling and complete absence of anything resembling grammar.

Hey, look at that motard! trying to run people off the road.
The motard! said "cyclist don't pay rego, they should be banned from my roads"
I'm collecting Motard Tears to make some more cyclist moisturising lotion.

Motard! by lycralizard December 19, 2021

Motard 

A alteration of the USMC term Moto. This word is used to describe some overbearing marine who extremely loud and obnoxious all the time. He is so motivated even in the shittiest situations that everyone wants to kick him in the teeth.

Motards yell all the time, wear clothes with USMC logos all over them, have a ridiculous amount of usmc tattoos, and use the word oorah! excessively. They also like to call cadence while they walk around when not marching a platoon. A motard is usually some private or private first class who hasn't even been deployed.

Marine 1: "It is 0500 on a monday morning, it is raining, it is fucking freezing, and we have been standing in formation for 45min. Can it get any worse?"

Marine 2: "Oh my god, that motard over there won't shut the fuck up!"

Motard: "OORAH MARINES! I FUCKING LOVE PT AT 0500 IN THE MORNING! BY THE WAY I GOT ANOTHER moto TATTOO LAST NIGHT! OORAH!"

Motard by Kreator89 February 6, 2010

Motard 

1) A term used in the U.S. Marine Corps to describe a person that is excessively "motivated" about being in the USMC (military.) He does not think for himself and thinks that whatever the USMC says is ALWAYS right. Follows ALL the rules and consistantly talks about how much he loves the USMC. Sometimes they can be spotted wearing a USMC shirt around. (NOTE: Not all people who wear Marine Corps shirts are Motards, but most Motards wear them quite a bit.)

1) LCpl Benotz: "Dave is such a Motard. He goes to sleep at 2000 (8PM) just to ensure he has more than 8 hours of sleep before PT."

Cpl Schmuckatelli: "Yeah I know, he is so motivated he actually thinks it's wrong to drink underage just because the Marine Corps said so. What a fucking Motard!"

Motard by LCpl Schmuckatelli October 21, 2006

motard 

a cross between moron and retard

OMG that guy is such a motard!

motard by that one guy that submited a word to this site December 28, 2005

motard 

A person who is emotionally retarded. Someone who is uncapable of expressing their feelings or emotions; someone who has no feelings or emotions.

Stacy will never be happy if she keeps dating motards.

motard by renatina October 1, 2005

Motard 

From: e"mo"tionally retarded.
A person who is generally gauche or lacking social polish, or in more extreme cases, any social skill at all.

Dude this new motarded kid is at our school; he's walking around crying and hitting everyone and then accusing them of beating him up.

Motard by Robert Sanders April 19, 2006

Motard 

Someone who is actually more retarded than a retard. An extremely stupid person.

Don't lick the paint off the F-150 you fucking motard!

Motard by Jackalman December 5, 2007