Refers to the immeasurable number of complete asshats the world has to offer, as it is equal to the number of McDonald's restaurants in any given place.
by Bean Breath April 23, 2006
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Get the MCTARD mug.McTard is a shorter version of McRetard. A McTard is a disparaging term for a McDonalds, fast food employee or persons other bottom-level end position service related.
McTard is also a derogatory term referring to those with mental disabilities, mentally challenged and mentally handicapped persons working at McDonalds or food service related jobs.
McTard is also a derogatory term referring to those with mental disabilities, mentally challenged and mentally handicapped persons working at McDonalds or food service related jobs.
by Anon-in-Illinois October 27, 2005
Get the McTard mug.A typical MCTard: "MC can take out Ryu, Goku, Sephiroth, and God!! Because he's in one of the best shooters ever and he's cool like that!!"
by Kevin Justin August 3, 2006
Get the MCTard mug.1.A person who belives they understand the job at hand, however in reality, they have no idea. The usual McTard-muffin tries to convince others that they, are in fact, correct.
2. People who are incapable of accomplishing simple daily tasks
3. Can also be used to shoot someone down for any reason whatsoever.
2. People who are incapable of accomplishing simple daily tasks
3. Can also be used to shoot someone down for any reason whatsoever.
1.Boss: It's gotta be done my way
Worker: but, dude, that doesnt work
Boss: Yes, it does. You see i graduated college, so i'm right.
Worker: dude, you're a McTard-muffin...
2. You sit down at work, only to realize you put your lunch on the seat.
3. Person 1: then i was like dude stop talkin shit or im gonna...
Person 2: dude stfu, you're a McTard-muffin. that didnt happen
Worker: but, dude, that doesnt work
Boss: Yes, it does. You see i graduated college, so i'm right.
Worker: dude, you're a McTard-muffin...
2. You sit down at work, only to realize you put your lunch on the seat.
3. Person 1: then i was like dude stop talkin shit or im gonna...
Person 2: dude stfu, you're a McTard-muffin. that didnt happen
by brendanbowenisamctardmuffin December 10, 2009
Get the McTard-muffin mug.Mactards are people who fall prey to Apple's advertisements, failing to see they are the victims of ploys to get them to pay for a logo rather than superior products.
You might be a mactard if...
1.) You bought a Mac to be different, just like everyone else buying a Mac.
2.) You believe the half truths of Apple's advertisements.
3.) You believe some one else who believes the half truths of Apple's advertisements.
4.) You think the iPad is a "magical and revolutionary" device when in fact such devices have been around for years.
5.) You think the price of an iPad is unbelievable because it is low rather than ridiculously high.
6.) If you think clicking the right mouse is hard, but using esoteric key combinations to get the same behaviors out of a one button mouse is some how easier.
7.) You prefer form over function, bought a Mac and got neither.
8.) You switched to a Mac because you thought Windows was proprietary...
9.) You feel penalized because most apps won't run on your Mac after you bought a Mac with full knowledge that most apps won't run on a Mac.
10.) You insist on using Safari because it is "secure", in spite of the fact it has been shown to be the most insecure browser on a Mac. (Apple is learning from Microsoft on how to make in house browsers...)
and one to grow on:
11.) You have to think of a way to justify any of the aforementioned ways to know you are a mactard.
1.) You bought a Mac to be different, just like everyone else buying a Mac.
2.) You believe the half truths of Apple's advertisements.
3.) You believe some one else who believes the half truths of Apple's advertisements.
4.) You think the iPad is a "magical and revolutionary" device when in fact such devices have been around for years.
5.) You think the price of an iPad is unbelievable because it is low rather than ridiculously high.
6.) If you think clicking the right mouse is hard, but using esoteric key combinations to get the same behaviors out of a one button mouse is some how easier.
7.) You prefer form over function, bought a Mac and got neither.
8.) You switched to a Mac because you thought Windows was proprietary...
9.) You feel penalized because most apps won't run on your Mac after you bought a Mac with full knowledge that most apps won't run on a Mac.
10.) You insist on using Safari because it is "secure", in spite of the fact it has been shown to be the most insecure browser on a Mac. (Apple is learning from Microsoft on how to make in house browsers...)
and one to grow on:
11.) You have to think of a way to justify any of the aforementioned ways to know you are a mactard.
by recovering mactard March 23, 2011
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