Jackalman's definitions

can't toot for pootin'

Southern term meaning that one cannot accomplish the goal ahead because a similar goal is holding him or her back. "Can't win for losing."

Jim Bob: Hell I wanna start worshin' them 'maters but I keep findin' bugs in them corn I'm tryin' ta shuck!

Jeb: Boy you can't toot for pootin'!

by Jackalman April 14, 2009

Motard

Someone who is actually more retarded than a retard. An extremely stupid person.

Don't lick the paint off the F-150 you fucking motard!

by Jackalman December 5, 2007

Tetard

Similar to motard. A person that is only lightly retarded. A person a tiny bit on the retarded side.

Sometimes Frank has a lazy eye. It gives off the impression that he's a tetard.

by Jackalman December 5, 2007

Retardo Ricardo

A title given to an extreme stupid person. A Motard.

We would have been done already had Retardo Ricardo over there not dropped the dishes!!

by Jackalman December 6, 2007

H.M.F.I.C.

Head Mutha Fucka In Charge. Similar to H.N.I.C

I need ta speek to the H.M.F.I.C.

by Jackalman December 5, 2007

pecker lecker

A penis head. A dick head. One whose penis head is actually located on..his head.

I was driving down the street when some pecker lecker flipped me the bird!

by Jackalman December 5, 2007

Nolan

A Cute lil Baby. A tiny girl. A cutie pie.

Look at that girl. She's such a Nolan!

by Jackalman December 9, 2007