Jackalman's definitions

Tetard

Similar to motard. A person that is only lightly retarded. A person a tiny bit on the retarded side.

Sometimes Frank has a lazy eye. It gives off the impression that he's a tetard.

by Jackalman December 5, 2007

Motard

Someone who is actually more retarded than a retard. An extremely stupid person.

Don't lick the paint off the F-150 you fucking motard!

by Jackalman December 5, 2007

H.M.F.I.C

Head Mutha Fucka In Charge

I need to speak to the H.M.F.I.C!

by Jackalman January 2, 2008

Retardo Ricardo

A title given to an extreme stupid person. A Motard.

We would have been done already had Retardo Ricardo over there not dropped the dishes!!

by Jackalman December 6, 2007

Booking

When a person or group of people go to a used book store and load up on free used paperback books. You load the books into your car a drive around until you see a pedestrian. While driving by the poor sap, throw a book at the person while yelling "EDUCATE YO'SELF BITCH!

We went to the book store to get some ammunition for booking.

by Jackalman December 14, 2007

pecker lecker

A penis head. A dick head. One whose penis head is actually located on..his head.

I was driving down the street when some pecker lecker flipped me the bird!

by Jackalman December 5, 2007

H.M.F.I.C.

Head Mutha Fucka In Charge. Similar to H.N.I.C

I need ta speek to the H.M.F.I.C.

by Jackalman December 5, 2007