9 definition by Jackalman

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Someone who is actually more retarded than a retard. An extremely stupid person.
Don't lick the paint off the F-150 you fucking motard!
by Jackalman November 11, 2007

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Head Mutha Fucka In Charge
I need to speak to the H.M.F.I.C!
by Jackalman December 04, 2007

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A penis head. A dick head. One whose penis head is actually located on..his head.
I was driving down the street when some pecker lecker flipped me the bird!
by Jackalman November 11, 2007

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Head Mutha Fucka In Charge. Similar to H.N.I.C
I need ta speek to the H.M.F.I.C.
by Jackalman November 11, 2007

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Similar to motard. A person that is only lightly retarded. A person a tiny bit on the retarded side.
Sometimes Frank has a lazy eye. It gives off the impression that he's a tetard.
by Jackalman November 11, 2007

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Southern term meaning that one cannot accomplish the goal ahead because a similar goal is holding him or her back. "Can't win for losing."
Jim Bob: Hell I wanna start worshin' them 'maters but I keep findin' bugs in them corn I'm tryin' ta shuck!

Jeb: Boy you can't toot for pootin'!
by Jackalman April 14, 2009

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A title given to an extreme stupid person. A Motard.
We would have been done already had Retardo Ricardo over there not dropped the dishes!!
by Jackalman November 11, 2007

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