Definitions by Jackalman

can't toot for pootin' 

Southern term meaning that one cannot accomplish the goal ahead because a similar goal is holding him or her back. "Can't win for losing."

Jim Bob: Hell I wanna start worshin' them 'maters but I keep findin' bugs in them corn I'm tryin' ta shuck!

Jeb: Boy you can't toot for pootin'!

can't toot for pootin' by Jackalman April 14, 2009

H.M.F.I.C 

Head Mutha Fucka In Charge

I need to speak to the H.M.F.I.C!

H.M.F.I.C by Jackalman January 2, 2008

Booking 

When a person or group of people go to a used book store and load up on free used paperback books. You load the books into your car a drive around until you see a pedestrian. While driving by the poor sap, throw a book at the person while yelling "EDUCATE YO'SELF BITCH!

We went to the book store to get some ammunition for booking.

Booking by Jackalman December 14, 2007

Nolan 

A Cute lil Baby. A tiny girl. A cutie pie.

Look at that girl. She's such a Nolan!

Nolan by Jackalman December 9, 2007

Retardo Ricardo 

A title given to an extreme stupid person. A Motard.

We would have been done already had Retardo Ricardo over there not dropped the dishes!!

Retardo Ricardo by Jackalman December 6, 2007

Motard 

Someone who is actually more retarded than a retard. An extremely stupid person.

Don't lick the paint off the F-150 you fucking motard!

Motard by Jackalman December 5, 2007

Tetard 

Similar to motard. A person that is only lightly retarded. A person a tiny bit on the retarded side.

Sometimes Frank has a lazy eye. It gives off the impression that he's a tetard.

Tetard by Jackalman December 5, 2007