9 definitions by Jackalman
Southern term meaning that one cannot accomplish the goal ahead because a similar goal is holding him or her back. "Can't win for losing."
Jim Bob: Hell I wanna start worshin' them 'maters but I keep findin' bugs in them corn I'm tryin' ta shuck!
Jeb: Boy you can't toot for pootin'!
Jeb: Boy you can't toot for pootin'!
by Jackalman April 14, 2009
by Jackalman November 11, 2007
Similar to motard. A person that is only lightly retarded. A person a tiny bit on the retarded side.
by Jackalman November 11, 2007
by Jackalman December 4, 2007
by Jackalman November 12, 2007
When a person or group of people go to a used book store and load up on free used paperback books. You load the books into your car a drive around until you see a pedestrian. While driving by the poor sap, throw a book at the person while yelling "EDUCATE YO'SELF BITCH!
by Jackalman November 14, 2007
by Jackalman November 12, 2007