Mortir

a moment where you know you're dead

Potato: the teachers coming!
Tomato: Mortir

Potato: The zombies are everywhere !
Tomato: MORTIRR

by Unmortir November 22, 2021

wigger mortis

When an individual takes on the persona of a wigger for so long that he cannot return to his/her original non-wigger state

wigger mortis is seen amongst those who have completely forgotten what life before being a wigger was

by Fulano87 November 24, 2009

mortereve

Mortereve is a combination of "MORning, afTERnoon, and EVEning," used as a greeting in international/ multi-time-zone contexts (such as an Internet forum or conference call).

First used on www.narniaweb.com c. 2006.

I logged onto the forum and wished my friends from New Zealand , the UK, and the US a Good Mortereve.

by berninbush July 20, 2017

Richard and Mortimer

A animated show for those whom’st’ve a great IQ. Saying any line from said show will instantly increase your IQ by at least 50 points, depending on the quote. Speaking of the show will gain you the most fame and knowledge one man could ever have. In reality, this show is just for small children who think they are smart or for people to use ironically as a shit meme.

Guy: Dude do you watch Rick and Morty?
Guy 2: You mean RICHARD AND MORTIMER. *pause* WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUB! *IQ increase tenfold*

by Vinman7122 October 29, 2017

Missoula Mortar and Pestle

A marriage of the pittsburgh steamshovel and a skullfuck. Taking a shit in the empty eyesocket of a one-eyed hooker, then squishing your cock into it. Extra points awarded for the famed "Eye to Mouth" move afterwards.

Stump: I got rolled by a one-eyed hooker last night

Nick: How?

Stump: I just finished giving her the Missoula Mortar and Pestle, then she slapped me with a crowbar and took my wallet

by MaximillianBadberg October 6, 2011

mortii ma-tii

Mortii ma-tii ( your mother's dead relatives)

Is the daily curse of romanians ,they are usually using it as "fuck your mother's dead relatives - (futu-ti mortii ma-tii) to express dissatisfaction ,pain or just saying it random for no sense.

*Walking around the house, I suddenly hit my finger in the corner of the bed*

"FUTU-TI MORTII MA-TII WITH YOUR MOTHER'S BED ,WHO THE FUCK PUT YOU HERE?!"

by CrispyCrustyKid May 6, 2021

Trigger mortis

A spasm of regret, often originating in the index finger, immediately after hastily sending an email or a text message that may, on reflection, be inappropriate.

Why oh why did I accept his friend request? Now my hand is locked in a shameful rictus of trigger mortis.

by Jabier March 2, 2011