morticia 

A character from The Addams Family. Usually refers to a grim and scary woman.

- That goth scares me big time.
- Yeah, she's a real Morticia...

morticia by Adanedhel May 14, 2005

Morticia 

n- kinky vampire chick whos fetish is bloody chocolate and enjoys eating lesbians alive.

Morticia loves to lick bloody chocolate off of lesibans.

Morticia by maddie collins January 31, 2007

morticia 

A band started buy my best freind hahsim and his best freinds they are excidingly good as dey are da only band in middl east and in asia taht are...........good ne how they rock and will kik ass evry1 ass even my ass yahooo! is gonna rock!

cummin on u soon ..actually open ur mouth

morticia by ur mothers name January 10, 2005

Morticia 

A real one. Also answers to Big MJ G.. the G is silent and the big is optional

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven because Morticia, you’re truly an angel

Morticia by BigMJG May 1, 2020

Morticia 

Morticia refers to the word mortician a mortician prepares deceased bodies for end-of-life arrangements by embalming, dressing, cosmetically enhancing, reconstructing, casketing, and ultimately beautifying the body of the deceased.

Honey could you please call the mortician our cousin died

Morticia by Islandsnacks2356 July 6, 2023

Morticia Addams 

Morticia Addams is the kind and caring wife of Gomez Addams and the mother of Wednesday, Puglsey and if you have seen Family Values, Pubert Addams. Morticia and Gomez are deeply in love with each other and have a happy and loving relationship.

Morticia Addams: You have gone too far. You have married Fester, you have destroyed his spirit, you have taken him from us. All that I could forgive. But, Debbie...

Debbie: What?

Morticia Addams: ...Pastels?

Morticia Addams by Rartin8899 November 9, 2020

Morticia Joile

Daughter of Jon Voight
Over- rated actress from the 90's who somehow still is talked about
Has maybe 1 or 2 hit films,an Oscar but tons of Razzies-proof of her awful non sequiter acting and lousy taste
Looks like a Goth but is more A whore,More resembles Morticia of the Addam's Family-without the humor
Think's she's the coolest bitch on Earth-but in reality is a trashy,homely adulteress prostitute has-been and CANNOT act for shit

Girl,Lets watch Tomb Raider-Angie,is da bomb!!
Girl #2: Yuck, i hate Morticia Joile and her movies!!!

Morticia Joile by sexysady December 19, 2011