Morphsuit

1. n. A garment of rare, high quality covering the whole body which is the pinnacle of fashion and sex-appeal.

2. n. A body suit of extraordinarily high power which upon wearing, instantly converts any ordinary mortal into a MORPH!!!

3. n. When you see it, you'll shit brix.

Craig: Dude, this party sucks.
Jenny: yeah too bad there's no morph's here...
Craig: What's a morph??!!!
Jenny: It's someone who wears a morphsuit, a body suit of extraordinary powers! Hey look!! There's one!!
Craig: OMG THAT'S SO FUCKING COOL!! I think i need to change my pants....

Morphsuit by jollyjames2 January 27, 2010

Morphsuits 

Morphsuits are bodysuits that completely cover the wearer from head to toe in spandex/Lycra. Morphsuits are the brand name for the general term "zentai" or "zentai suit" similar to how some people call vacuum cleaners "Hoovers."

Morphsuits are typically used for going out and having fun around town, with friends, or just about anywhere else, but with the fact that unless your hood is down, no one knows your identity.

A Morphsuit is made up of a single piece of stretchy spandex/Lycra with arm, leg, and head cavities to place said parts in. There is a double zip going the top of your head on the back of the suit for easy access in and out of the suit. The word "Morphsuits" is branded on the butt of the suit. You can breathe, see, and drink through these suits.

Morphsuits are usually seen at sporting events, parties, and even your local market in some cases! However, the most common time of the year where you can see them walking about is on Halloween.

Morphsuit fans that go out in their suits on a fairly good schedule or fans in general who really enjoy the suits usually refer to themselves as "Morphs" and the act of zipping up and going out in their suits as "morphing."

Morphsuits have recently gained popularity as of Halloween 2011 in the US due to Party City picking up the suits and making them available on shelves to everyone without the need to order online.

Person A: Hey B, did you see the guy breakdancing in an orange Morphsuit over there!?
Person B: What are Morphsuits?
Person A: A Morphsuit is basicall- well, just take a look yourself!

Person C: Hey D, what are you gonna do over the vacation?
Person D: I'm gonna go morphing at the mall to see how much attention I can get by doing weird shit in my green Morphsuit!
Person C: That sounds like fun! Do you think I can join in?
Person D: Of course! I have a red Morphsuit that you can borrow. Let's crash a party later on!
Person C: Can't wait! Is it ok if I invite E along to record us at the mall?
Person D: Hell yeah! We can put it up on Youtube later!

Morphsuits by Mr. Magnet January 22, 2012

Morphodite 

This word does not exist in the English language. It is a missheard version of the word hermaphrodite from the book To Kill A Mockingbird by Harper Lee. This interpretation is made by the narrator Scout Finch.

"....erected an absolute morphodite In that yard!"
"She said the snowman looked like a morphodite."

Morphodite by Aoiro Kinomi April 6, 2010

morphadite 

an adjective meaning disfigured or messed up physically

"chuck that morphadite piece of wood over in that pile"
"man that morphadite over there must have had a crack head mother"

morphadite by LaidBackGuy1988 December 1, 2005

morphidite

1. A word to describe a hermaphrodite (an organism having both male and female genitalia characteristics which are simultaneously present; typically not fully developed, and vestigial in appearance).

2. The definition above, used as an expletive.

"I had a difficult time discerning whether Chris was a guy or a gal. Later, I discovered Chris was actually a morphidite".

"You morphidite!"

morphidite by froze2death February 18, 2005

morphodite 

A shortened form of hermaphrodite.
(See hermaphrodite.)

Hey get of it out ya morphodite.

morphodite by Sonofagun November 14, 2004

morphodite 

a word derived from hermaphrodite, describing an individual with both male and female genitals. Usually true for other organisms and extremily rare for humans, but it can be used as an offensive term against an individual.

%Horny Morphodite Eying a Stud%:Ohhhh happy dayzzz!
%Stud Looking back, discustingly%: ...
%Morphodite%: Hey, im HOrny, please stick your dick in my pussy and il stick my dick in your ass!!!
Stud: You fukin fag, just shut the fuck up and go burn in hell!

morphodite by Bubba_The_Retard November 3, 2006