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A person who has too much time on his or her hands.


Someone who is super sweet, somewhat over-weight, kind, smart, plays Guitar Hero a lot, and is a geek.

A person who knows a lot of people, has a lot of lady friends and gets hugs every day, but hasn't had a girlfriend in ages.

A guy who is super shy around the girl he likes.
That stupid morphittodaman....He's always playing video games and making up stupid games and words...He needs a life.

Mom: Will you take this garbage out?
Son: Not yet, hold on...
*five hours later*
Mom: Quit being a morphittodaman.

Girl: Look at that morphittodaman, he's amazing, too bad he looks kinda ugly and is a major dork.

Group of people: Hey morphittodaman! What's up? Me and the others are throwin' a party, you wanna come? Girls will be there mate, c'mon.

Guy: Come on dude, just ask her.
Other guy: I can't man...I just can't look at her and talk to her at the same time...
Guy: Dude...You're being a morphittodaman. Grow some balls and ask her.

by morphittodaman January 21, 2008
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A deranged, poorly-planned attempt to seize power; particularly if an election does not turn out in your favor.
Disgraced attorney Rudy Giuliani’s face became drenched in sweat and hair dye as he invented evidence of widespread voter fraud during President Trump’s clown coup.
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