Bubba_The_Retard's definitions

nerd

Some fukin homo with glasses that thinks there all that and likes to hang out at the library. Also someone who plays counterstrike and loves to hack. (Hax0rs)
In general:
-they have no life
-they laugh like homos
-their scronny bitchez that can't fight
-they play c.s.

Gangsta: Yo bitch get out of my way or il knock you!
Nerd: Il p00n j00 at c.s.
Gangsta: Lets go biatch!
................ Next day
Nerd: You g0t PwN3D , I am l33t l33t 1337, You are a N00bz0rs.
Gangsta: *Knocks Him*
Nerd: *runs home, cries and plays some more counter-strike*

by Bubba_The_Retard October 15, 2006

morphodite

a word derived from hermaphrodite, describing an individual with both male and female genitals. Usually true for other organisms and extremily rare for humans, but it can be used as an offensive term against an individual.

%Horny Morphodite Eying a Stud%:Ohhhh happy dayzzz!
%Stud Looking back, discustingly%: ...
%Morphodite%: Hey, im HOrny, please stick your dick in my pussy and il stick my dick in your ass!!!
Stud: You fukin fag, just shut the fuck up and go burn in hell!

by Bubba_The_Retard November 3, 2006

hamster

a dirty little hairy rat that shits all over your counch and dies 2 days after purchase.

Kid: I want a hamster for christmas!
Me: You stupid fag, go shove that rat up your ass.

by Bubba_The_Retard November 16, 2006

cow

A fatass
An animal that gives milk from its 6 tits.
A God for the hindus.
The first thing that would pop in your head when your pregnant wife asks you, "How do I look".
An cow that gets mad cow disease, it goes retarded and handicaped and its eyeballs out of its sockets.

Pregnant Wife: "Hey Bob how do I look in this new dress"
Bob: "Ya look like a cow!"
Pregnant Wife: I hate you.

by Bubba_The_Retard June 16, 2006

Steve Robert Irwin

He was a legend in pwning crocodiles. He unfortunatly died Sep 4/06 by some fukin stingray, damn that fish.

hey look Steve Robert Irwin caught a crocodile!

by Bubba_The_Retard October 10, 2006

stingray

bitch of a fish that killed the Steve Robert Irwin :( , I hope their species get extinct.

That stingray stuck his ass pin in Steve Robert Irwin's heart, what a dick.

by Bubba_The_Retard October 10, 2006

figger

a word that is supposed to convery prejeducism,racism and descrimination, many like other words, which has no meaning or value what so ever. It is made up by stupid retards on urbandictionary and is hardly ever used. Usually made up like this. ____(the first letter of the race or culture of an individual) igger.

Guy: Hey figger stop touching me.
Random Guy: What the fuck is a migger, you stupid white child did you make that shit up?
victim: ...
Me: *Nods at random guy* yeah..

by Bubba_The_Retard November 2, 2006