Mornosaur

Someone who walks around very loudly in the morning, so that the neighbours come to complain. Stomp stomp stomp.

Jenny is a mornosaur

by Happyaslarry July 29, 2012

Morosaurus

A semi aquatic monster/dinosaur that comes out and beats kids with anything available. If it be a pole or a canoe paddle, no one is safe. A morosaurus is very protective of his turf and will defend it at any cost. If you ever run across a morosaurus, the only way to escape is to yell "You won't" or "Square Up" as loud as you can. He will see it as a very offensive act and will scurry off into the wilderness.

That creature looked alot like a morosaurus!

by Coolman421 August 19, 2015

pornosaurus

Pornosaurus is a mythical dinosaur which appears on late night german TV and has sex with desperate women, also he has a lime-green ejaculate, which shock many, especially with the volume and colour of substance produced.

"How the hell did they work out he (Pornosaurus) has green cum!! UHHHHH!

by Sudo Nymm February 10, 2005

Moronosaurus

A Moronosaurus is The dumbest mammal on earth. The variation, Moronosaurus Rex, is the dumbest of the dumb.

Ever have someone that is so dumb it's mind numbing? They are most like a rare species of Moronosaurus.

That Don is such a moronosaurus. He can't do anything right.

If I have to listen to that moronosaurus one more time I think I might have to join the School of Dumbasses.

by Bodily Harm August 17, 2008

moronasaurus

someone so utterly stupid that you're amazed that they even know how to breathe.

You voted for Bush? What the fuck kind of moronasaurus are you?

by Bulldog6 October 7, 2006

morgasaurus

The coolest, hawtest, smartest, sexiest chic you'll ever meet! A little bitchy at times, but shes the bomb.

Dude: Your such a morgasaurus!!!
Me: Gawd do i know.

by im sexy and i know it<33333 October 23, 2011

manosaurus

A woman(even though it is MANosaurus) who is a combonation of a Woman, Dinosaur, & a Hippopatomus. They usually just look like fat messes, and if you ever catch someone glancing at her, you will witness a face of horror. There are rumors that if you get to close to the Manosaurus's babies, the Manosaurus makes you sit with kids and play with scooby doo cards. BUT.. there have been rumors to the rumor, that they have upgraded to normal playing cards because they realized they couldn't get any of that fine pussy jerking off to scooby doo cards.

Person1: Oh shit, there's a manosaurus walking through our lunch room.
Person2: My dear god..
Person3(in the background): Izabel stop sandbagging me. Ya Dig?

by Jesus Christ Jr. II April 3, 2008