moonasaur

A pretty good YouTube channel that makes funny videos

Person 1: yo I’ve been watching this youtuber moonasaur

Person 2: who’s that?
Person 1: A great youtuber you should subscribe to her
Person 2: sure thing!

moonasaur by NoomyWoomy November 2, 2019

momasaurus 

over protective, yet micro-managing mother who uses guilt to try and make you change your mind

Everytime I try to explain to my momasaurus my future plans she gets upset and then tries to discuss how if I do it a different way my life would be easier.

momasaurus by ooober goober March 25, 2010

Moronosaurus 

A Moronosaurus is The dumbest mammal on earth. The variation, Moronosaurus Rex, is the dumbest of the dumb.

Ever have someone that is so dumb it's mind numbing? They are most like a rare species of Moronosaurus.

That Don is such a moronosaurus. He can't do anything right.

If I have to listen to that moronosaurus one more time I think I might have to join the School of Dumbasses.

Moronosaurus by Bodily Harm August 17, 2008

Mockasaur 

The owner of a mockasaurus. One who claims to have a large penis (cockasaurus) but it discovered to have an average or below average endowment (mockasaurus).

Bob: Yo I got a cockasaurus!

Mary: TAKE IT OFF NOW!!!

(next morning)

Mary: you fucktard Mockasaur, you lied to me and took my virginity with ur little mcokasaurus!

Bob: You're 38 and a virgin?

Mary: Ha! Joke's on you! I'm 58! Here, hold my dentures.

Bob: Is it cold in here?
Mary: Dont make excuses...

Mockasaur by SychoSurge January 13, 2009

moronasaurus 

someone so utterly stupid that you're amazed that they even know how to breathe.

You voted for Bush? What the fuck kind of moronasaurus are you?

moronasaurus by Bulldog6 October 7, 2006

poonasaurous 

something that hunts the poon. a poon predator. aka poonavore

"what the fuck is that beast?"
"man its a fuckin poonasaurous. look at him go!!"

poonasaurous by mark j September 15, 2003

moonsault 

A pro wrestling move that entails a 270-degree backflip, with the performer beginning in an upright position and landing on his stomach, preferably on top of an opponent.

Moonsaults are often done from the top turnbuckle to the center of the ring

Example? I don't need no stinking example

moonsault by jack May 19, 2004