If you say so.

A very polite way of calling someone a liar after they tell you something that you know is utter bullshit.

Man #1: I saw Elvis at the 711 this afternoon.

Man #2: Yeah, tell me another one.

Man #1: No, I really did see Elvis.

Man #2: If you say so.

by Bulldog6 December 27, 2008

poor bastard

a guy who's in such a shitty situation that you feel sorry for him, even if you hate his fucking guts.

Man#1: Saw you ex-wife down at the mall today.

Man#2: Really?

Man#1: Yeah, she was bitching out her new boyfriend.

Man#2: Better him than me. Poor bastard.

by Bulldog6 October 11, 2009

hoody

A clitoral hood piercing that enhances female pleasure during sexual activity. Guys, this is the straight shit here, if your woman wants one, say yes. You won't be disappointed, and more importantly, neither will she.

Girl 1: I got a hoody today, and my boyfriend wants to see it.

Girl 2: Nice, mind if I borrow it sometime?

Girl 1: Not that kind of hoody

Girl 2: Not that kind of...ohh, THAT kind of hoody?

Girl 1: <smiles>

by Bulldog6 April 11, 2010

moronasaurus

someone so utterly stupid that you're amazed that they even know how to breathe.

You voted for Bush? What the fuck kind of moronasaurus are you?

by Bulldog6 October 07, 2006

Go medieval

beat/beating the living hell out of somebody, either physically, or mentally

also known as "kick the shit out of"

Look at me like that again and I'll go medieval all over your ass.

by Bulldog6 March 01, 2009

Yes

loud exultation used when the outcome was in doubt and just turned your way, frequently used by (but not restricted to)sports fans, athletes, and announcers.

When used by victorious competitors it's meaning becomes "I own your ass!"

Tiger Woods anxiously watching an extremely long put heading towards the cup.

*kerplunk*

Tiger: YES!!

by Bulldog6 December 28, 2005

curbed

Past tense of when you or someone else has been ditched, dumped, or otherwise "kicked to the curb".

Dude 1: Sheila dumped me last Saturday.

Dude 2: That's harsh man.

Dude 1: No shit. I got curbed and she didn't even give me a reason.

by Bulldog6 September 08, 2009