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Manosaur

A beastly male that is a soft spoken person but can get rough when they need to and they have a big Tip
A Manosaur could very well play baseball or randomly kill people
by Sam Wise 206 May 24, 2010
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Mansaurus

A comprehensive tome of reference and learning on how to be manly. For some, manliness doesn't always come naturally, and the Mansaurus is an essential guide on how to behave in a manly fashion, use manly words spoken in a deep manly voice, and use one's body language to show how manly one is. Many famous manly celebrities allegedly have a copy tucked away including Chuck Norris, Daniel Craig, Russell Crowe, Madonna, Pink, and Fergie from the Black Eyed Peas.
"Daa, I knew I was in love with her da moment I saw her Mansaurus fall out of her manbag as she lifted her leg to fart"
- Sylvester Stallone reflecting on his marriage to Brigitte Nielsen
by aaaaajon January 2, 2012
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manotaur

A manotaur is a female that is highly fit and displaying a high level of muscularity. A manotaur is not unattractive per se, and can still be thought of as hot to some. However a manotaur will not fit the expected cultural norms for what a female should look like.
A bodybuilder or fitness girl would be a perfect example.

"Wow, look at that manotaur!"
by DarkHorse220 August 4, 2008
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manosaurus

A woman(even though it is MANosaurus) who is a combonation of a Woman, Dinosaur, & a Hippopatomus. They usually just look like fat messes, and if you ever catch someone glancing at her, you will witness a face of horror. There are rumors that if you get to close to the Manosaurus's babies, the Manosaurus makes you sit with kids and play with scooby doo cards. BUT.. there have been rumors to the rumor, that they have upgraded to normal playing cards because they realized they couldn't get any of that fine pussy jerking off to scooby doo cards.
Person1: Oh shit, there's a manosaurus walking through our lunch room.
Person2: My dear god..
Person3(in the background): Izabel stop sandbagging me. Ya Dig?
by Jesus Christ Jr. II April 3, 2008
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