"Why is my sperm so powerful?
I've only been with my girlfriend for about four weeks, but the doctor says she is five months pregnant. Why is my sperm so powerful."

You mongaretardaloid.

mongaretardaloid by You_sir_are_a_fucking_idiot November 27, 2011

monsurat

she is a dark girl with a gap in her teeth just like Bernice.......she is fun to be with and well mannered despite her silly and crazy attitude......she is very good in cooking beans unlike Bernice that knows how to cook egusi....a lover of chiffon materials and different colours of scarf......she's is good in calculations

Bernice: I feel like eating beans
rantie: have u tried #chefmonsurat beans

monsurat by rantimi February 6, 2020

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Monsart

Art shaved into a woman's pubic hair on her mons pubis.

I was surprised when I discovered my girlfriend shaved a heart in "monsart" on her pubic hair.

Monsart by aj0206 October 5, 2021

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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