A woman(even though it is MANosaurus) who is a combonation of a Woman, Dinosaur, & a Hippopatomus. They usually just look like fat messes, and if you ever catch someone glancing at her, you will witness a face of horror. There are rumors that if you get to close to the Manosaurus's babies, the Manosaurus makes you sit with kids and play with scooby doo cards. BUT.. there have been rumors to the rumor, that they have upgraded to normal playing cards because they realized they couldn't get any of that fine pussy jerking off to scooby doo cards.
Person1: Oh shit, there's a manosaurus walking through our lunch room.
Person2: My dear god..
Person3(in the background): Izabel stop sandbagging me. Ya Dig?
Person2: My dear god..
Person3(in the background): Izabel stop sandbagging me. Ya Dig?
by Jesus Christ Jr. II April 3, 2008
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In short, get your pieces to the safe zone or the minotaur is gonna fuck you up big time.
Warning: Because the minotaur is such a savage protector of the safe zone, it will be several hours before someone wins.
Also, you can easily lose lifelong friendships in the course of a few turns.
In short, get your pieces to the safe zone or the minotaur is gonna fuck you up big time.
Warning: Because the minotaur is such a savage protector of the safe zone, it will be several hours before someone wins.
Also, you can easily lose lifelong friendships in the course of a few turns.
by 007cubsfan007 August 3, 2010
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A semi aquatic monster/dinosaur that comes out and beats kids with anything available. If it be a pole or a canoe paddle, no one is safe. A morosaurus is very protective of his turf and will defend it at any cost. If you ever run across a morosaurus, the only way to escape is to yell "You won't" or "Square Up" as loud as you can. He will see it as a very offensive act and will scurry off into the wilderness.
by Coolman421 August 19, 2015
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They are very shy, but when angered, they can transform into their ultimate form: Shrek.
They are very shy, but when angered, they can transform into their ultimate form: Shrek.
by Janosaurus Rex November 25, 2021
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"Daa, I knew I was in love with her da moment I saw her Mansaurus fall out of her manbag as she lifted her leg to fart"
- Sylvester Stallone reflecting on his marriage to Brigitte Nielsen
- Sylvester Stallone reflecting on his marriage to Brigitte Nielsen
by aaaaajon January 2, 2012
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by Dabigegg October 29, 2011
Get the maxasaurus mug.Similar to a Mama Bear, the Mamasaurus will protect her little dinosaur in every way that she can. This can be anything from burning your hand on the stove to defending you from a bully at school. Mamasaurus has got your back!
by Missyflutterfly May 9, 2021
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