manosaurus

A woman(even though it is MANosaurus) who is a combonation of a Woman, Dinosaur, & a Hippopatomus. They usually just look like fat messes, and if you ever catch someone glancing at her, you will witness a face of horror. There are rumors that if you get to close to the Manosaurus's babies, the Manosaurus makes you sit with kids and play with scooby doo cards. BUT.. there have been rumors to the rumor, that they have upgraded to normal playing cards because they realized they couldn't get any of that fine pussy jerking off to scooby doo cards.

Person1: Oh shit, there's a manosaurus walking through our lunch room.
Person2: My dear god..
Person3(in the background): Izabel stop sandbagging me. Ya Dig?

manosaurus by Jesus Christ Jr. II April 3, 2008

minotaurus 

A vicious lego board game similar to sorry! that centers around a blood thirsty minotaur whose only desire is to devour your game piece's soul and banish him or her to eternal darkness.

In short, get your pieces to the safe zone or the minotaur is gonna fuck you up big time.

Warning: Because the minotaur is such a savage protector of the safe zone, it will be several hours before someone wins.
Also, you can easily lose lifelong friendships in the course of a few turns.

Every goddamn time we play minotaurus, i get corner fucked by the minotaur.

minotaurus by 007cubsfan007 August 3, 2010

Morosaurus

A semi aquatic monster/dinosaur that comes out and beats kids with anything available. If it be a pole or a canoe paddle, no one is safe. A morosaurus is very protective of his turf and will defend it at any cost. If you ever run across a morosaurus, the only way to escape is to yell "You won't" or "Square Up" as loud as you can. He will see it as a very offensive act and will scurry off into the wilderness.

That creature looked alot like a morosaurus!

Morosaurus by Coolman421 August 19, 2015

Janosaurus Rex

It's a famous dinosaur that was bred with a Jan. The warcry of the Janosaurus is : "Rawr".
They are very shy, but when angered, they can transform into their ultimate form: Shrek.

-"Look a Janosaurus Rex!"

-"Rawwwwwr"

Janosaurus Rex by Janosaurus Rex November 25, 2021

Mansaurus 

A comprehensive tome of reference and learning on how to be manly. For some, manliness doesn't always come naturally, and the Mansaurus is an essential guide on how to behave in a manly fashion, use manly words spoken in a deep manly voice, and use one's body language to show how manly one is. Many famous manly celebrities allegedly have a copy tucked away including Chuck Norris, Daniel Craig, Russell Crowe, Madonna, Pink, and Fergie from the Black Eyed Peas.

"Daa, I knew I was in love with her da moment I saw her Mansaurus fall out of her manbag as she lifted her leg to fart"
- Sylvester Stallone reflecting on his marriage to Brigitte Nielsen

Mansaurus by aaaaajon January 2, 2012

maxasaurus 

A jewish flavored arm leg that if covered in enough ketchup doubles as an explosive nigger hat because of the orange short wet jeaned crooked talk in the horse chatter of the day because you dont want to see all of my sugar skull anuss

Hey want to go maxasaurus with me, Yeah let me grab my ketchup

maxasaurus by Dabigegg October 29, 2011

Mamasaurus

Similar to a Mama Bear, the Mamasaurus will protect her little dinosaur in every way that she can. This can be anything from burning your hand on the stove to defending you from a bully at school. Mamasaurus has got your back!

You better leave me alone or my Mamasaurus is going to get you!

Mamasaurus by Missyflutterfly May 9, 2021