Mordai

the sexiest of sex gods

oooh look at Mordai, sexy beast

by Poopospo September 13, 2023

mondAIDS

An immune deficiency that manifests on Monday's causing the sufferer to miss work.

He didn't come in today it must be his mondAIDS.

by pathgirl February 21, 2009

mordi

Norwegian slang for "your mother". In Norwegian, a short word for "mora di", "morra di", "moren din" or "morå di", all meaning "your mother", but in different dialects. Used to offend, provoke, disrespect, or just to be funny by saying something completely irrelevant, "mordi" that is, in an otherwise serious conversation.

Just "Mordi!" in imperrative, when shouting at someone to provoke, offend, or disrespect.

Or in a dialog, while exercising with your friend:
Your friend: -Even if this is tiering, smelly, makes it hard to breathe, and makes me hungry and thirsty like hell, its still refreshing and fun at the same time!
You: -Yeah, thats what "mordi" said last night after i had sat on her face while jerking off for what I THOUGHT was for too long.

by kosepeisen April 18, 2009

Mondaily

Done, produced, or occurring every Monday.

We get a stack of the weekend's mail Mondaily.

by Taur20622 January 18, 2013

MoraisHD

MoraisHD is a funny fat Portuguese streamer on twitch that plays video games, do reactions and do random things.
He likes to say that his friend TJI, also a streamer, steals money from kids.

One for the most popular things said by MoraisHD is: "Stop being a conas!"
and means: "Stop being an coward!"
Also "#conteúdo" , and "o TJI rouba putos." that means: "TJI steals money from kids"

by Doge_Plays August 16, 2018

Mordi rewind

if you know, you know

mordi rewind was the best thing i have ever seen!

you need to watch mordi rewind and mordi rewinded!

by Mr. Fuck your sister April 30, 2019

mordacque

The biggest cunt on the planet, he's a dumb teacher and watches porn in class. He's gay and stares at the ass of 11 year old girls

Omg it's a mordacque, what a pervert

by Mordacque December 4, 2018