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Morda is what people in Afghanistan call Heroin because in their language Dari (Farsi) it means zombie which is what you look like when you are nodding out on Heroin. Some experts estimate that 90% of all Heroin originates from Afghanistan. Most of Afghanistan's Morda goes to Russia. Russia has blamed NATO for the Morda surge which kills 3,000 of their civilians annually.
I plugged a grip of Morda while I was trippin in Vegas last week, it absorbs into your colon real fast so you get a phat rush not unlike IVing. I was on Mescaline at the time and then once the Morda kicked in I was in psychedelic heaven, kind of like a K-hole.
morda by Salvyman April 1, 2010
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HelloMe: Sayori is best girl!
Frisk: No! Monika is best. Morda, back me up here
Morda by Thefakewhitefang April 28, 2023
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morda buku 

its motherfucker, idiot, moron, useless shit, asshole, fuckstain, waste of space, asslicker, prick and cocksucker all rolled into one.
that George is a real morda buku.
morda buku by GeddyLee August 12, 2004
The coffee of the future. It's a wakefulness enhancer. Modafinil keeps you awake and alert for 9 hours or more. The dose range is 100mg to 400mg. There's also armodafinil.
Took some modalert Modafinil and was awake for hours. Better than coffee.
Modafinil by CynderFanclub April 14, 2020
A describing word. Refers to something which fits the bill of an individual who sits in Mardale at Runshaw College. E.g. Wears nike huaraches, uses excessive amounts of emojis, has a Southport/Ormskirk accent, loves 'Hannah Wants' and deep house, probably has a quiff or the odd topknot, stands in front of the exit doors of college at 4pm, boys wearing legging-like joggers, calls group of friends 'team' or 'squad', talks about protein shakes, 'pursue fitness' joggers, has 60,000 score on snapchat
I'm not going to that gig it would be Mardale as fuck
mardale by d2d2015 March 9, 2015
It's the exact same thing as murder, except it happens in Brooklyn, New York.

Some variations include: moida'd, moida-in, and moida-er
"Hey, you, you head about that guy, OJ? He's getting let out of jail for moida!"
"I heard that them two guys in the back of the alley were moida'd last night."
moida by Kogiidae March 9, 2017
Used in Italy as an insult to God, when suffering a pain or when something doesn't go as planned
"Dio merda che male"
"Ma perchè la connessione non funziona ora dio merda"
dio merda by Chr1sto November 30, 2015
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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