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Morda is what people in Afghanistan call Heroin because in their language Dari (Farsi) it means zombie which is what you look like when you are nodding out on Heroin. Some experts estimate that 90% of all Heroin originates from Afghanistan. Most of Afghanistan's Morda goes to Russia. Russia has blamed NATO for the Morda surge which kills 3,000 of their civilians annually.
I plugged a grip of Morda while I was trippin in Vegas last week, it absorbs into your colon real fast so you get a phat rush not unlike IVing. I was on Mescaline at the time and then once the Morda kicked in I was in psychedelic heaven, kind of like a K-hole.
morda by Salvyman April 1, 2010
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HelloMe: Sayori is best girl!
Frisk: No! Monika is best. Morda, back me up here
Morda by Thefakewhitefang April 28, 2023
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morda buku 

its motherfucker, idiot, moron, useless shit, asshole, fuckstain, waste of space, asslicker, prick and cocksucker all rolled into one.
that George is a real morda buku.
morda buku by GeddyLee August 12, 2004
The coffee of the future. It's a wakefulness enhancer. Modafinil keeps you awake and alert for 9 hours or more. The dose range is 100mg to 400mg. There's also armodafinil.
Took some modalert Modafinil and was awake for hours. Better than coffee.
Modafinil by CynderFanclub April 14, 2020
A describing word. Refers to something which fits the bill of an individual who sits in Mardale at Runshaw College. E.g. Wears nike huaraches, uses excessive amounts of emojis, has a Southport/Ormskirk accent, loves 'Hannah Wants' and deep house, probably has a quiff or the odd topknot, stands in front of the exit doors of college at 4pm, boys wearing legging-like joggers, calls group of friends 'team' or 'squad', talks about protein shakes, 'pursue fitness' joggers, has 60,000 score on snapchat
I'm not going to that gig it would be Mardale as fuck
mardale by d2d2015 March 9, 2015
It's the exact same thing as murder, except it happens in Brooklyn, New York.

Some variations include: moida'd, moida-in, and moida-er
"Hey, you, you head about that guy, OJ? He's getting let out of jail for moida!"
"I heard that them two guys in the back of the alley were moida'd last night."
moida by Kogiidae March 9, 2017
Used in Italy as an insult to God, when suffering a pain or when something doesn't go as planned
"Dio merda che male"
"Ma perchè la connessione non funziona ora dio merda"
dio merda by Chr1sto November 30, 2015
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Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
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EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
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A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
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Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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