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Moosedangling 

The dangling of a moose from a pylon.
Grab the rope! We're going moosedangling
dangling moose rope
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mooieing 

When your friend comes and takes your loot after you die in an online game like PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds
"Oh great I died, look he's Mooieing all the loot!"
mooieing by darts ahoy April 10, 2018

Mooselini 

Petty, dim-witted, female dictator from a large but sparsely populated state who abdicated the throne after 2 years to move on to greener pasture$ and spread propaganda in hopes of a coup d'etat of the U.S. Government in 2012.

See also Gorilla from Wasilla and Caribou Barbie.
Mooselini has made quite a few appearances on Faux News ever since she abdicated and was supposedly going into hiding.
Mooselini by dookeyboy November 21, 2010

Mooshing Loser 

1. A Mooshing Loser is a synonym for any said "Moosh Hater". commonly spotted circle jerking with their buddies to the women of youtube for example OlgaKay, LisaNova, and Hotforwords etc..

2. Moosh(ing) can also be substituted for any vulgar word or slang that you may want to disguise in a public setting.
1. The epitome of a Mooshing Loser is the "myth" better yet mystery of the "Author" Moosh Hater as being a transvestite. It is apparent that this "she-male" has an undying love for OlgaKay and her loyal Moosh Army, personally I would call it a sad obsession. The "she-thing" even incorporates "Moosh" into "he she's" own name. Whats that telling you?

2. Go Moosh yourself

You're a Mooshing peice of Moosh

Yea I was Mooshing that girl all night
Mooshing Loser by iTzNoxXx May 16, 2010

moyseying 

To give a girl a damned good seeing to. Preferably after licking her snatch and most definitely in at least 2 or 3 positions. The conditions of 'giving a good moyseying' also require that you must have a girlfriend (or wife) whilst giving the moyseying (to someone else) and that after you're through moyseying, you must describe in detail to the girlfriend (or wife) exactly what a good moyseying you gave to the girl. This can be done in person, or, if you're feeling especially brave or stupid, all over an internet messageboard. Bonus points if you, the wife, the moysey'd girl and 30 or so of your friends also use this message board.
Damn, you sure did give that ho some moyseying last night. You're the man, now, dog!
moyseying by Pinkeh May 31, 2007

Mosesing 

To have sexual intercourse with a female on her period. To "part the red sea with your staff" as moses did.
Like earning your red wings, only with your penis.
Dude1: Dude, last night I was bangin' this chick, and I thought she was just super wet. Turns out I had been Mosesing her the whole time! My dick was covered in blood and the whole bed looked like a post-murder crime scene!
Dude2: Dude, that's sick!
Dude3: Hey man, at least you didn't get your red wings.
Mosesing by Ganjaninja1031 August 30, 2016