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Moosejing 

The act of going about your normal business, but with your fly down.
Dude did you see Josiah today?" "Yeah he was totally moosejing all day
Moosejing by ImTheJing May 31, 2011
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Moosedangling 

The dangling of a moose from a pylon.
Grab the rope! We're going moosedangling
dangling moose rope
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mooieing 

When your friend comes and takes your loot after you die in an online game like PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds
"Oh great I died, look he's Mooieing all the loot!"
mooieing by darts ahoy April 10, 2018

Mooselini 

Petty, dim-witted, female dictator from a large but sparsely populated state who abdicated the throne after 2 years to move on to greener pasture$ and spread propaganda in hopes of a coup d'etat of the U.S. Government in 2012.

See also Gorilla from Wasilla and Caribou Barbie.
Mooselini has made quite a few appearances on Faux News ever since she abdicated and was supposedly going into hiding.
Mooselini by dookeyboy November 21, 2010

Mooshing Loser 

1. A Mooshing Loser is a synonym for any said "Moosh Hater". commonly spotted circle jerking with their buddies to the women of youtube for example OlgaKay, LisaNova, and Hotforwords etc..

2. Moosh(ing) can also be substituted for any vulgar word or slang that you may want to disguise in a public setting.
1. The epitome of a Mooshing Loser is the "myth" better yet mystery of the "Author" Moosh Hater as being a transvestite. It is apparent that this "she-male" has an undying love for OlgaKay and her loyal Moosh Army, personally I would call it a sad obsession. The "she-thing" even incorporates "Moosh" into "he she's" own name. Whats that telling you?

2. Go Moosh yourself

You're a Mooshing peice of Moosh

Yea I was Mooshing that girl all night
Mooshing Loser by iTzNoxXx May 16, 2010

moyseying 

To give a girl a damned good seeing to. Preferably after licking her snatch and most definitely in at least 2 or 3 positions. The conditions of 'giving a good moyseying' also require that you must have a girlfriend (or wife) whilst giving the moyseying (to someone else) and that after you're through moyseying, you must describe in detail to the girlfriend (or wife) exactly what a good moyseying you gave to the girl. This can be done in person, or, if you're feeling especially brave or stupid, all over an internet messageboard. Bonus points if you, the wife, the moysey'd girl and 30 or so of your friends also use this message board.
Damn, you sure did give that ho some moyseying last night. You're the man, now, dog!
moyseying by Pinkeh May 31, 2007

Mosesing 

To have sexual intercourse with a female on her period. To "part the red sea with your staff" as moses did.
Like earning your red wings, only with your penis.
Dude1: Dude, last night I was bangin' this chick, and I thought she was just super wet. Turns out I had been Mosesing her the whole time! My dick was covered in blood and the whole bed looked like a post-murder crime scene!
Dude2: Dude, that's sick!
Dude3: Hey man, at least you didn't get your red wings.
Mosesing by Ganjaninja1031 August 30, 2016
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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