A defenseman in hockey who does absolutely nothing except for standing in front of the opposing team’s offense when they are on a breakaway hoping that they run into him so it looks like he’s actually doing something productive when in reality he should be a grocery stick because he is ass at everything else.
by Schmatty April 9, 2018
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A Complete Idiot,Dumb ass or someone who is really quiet and loafs
joe crosses street without looking and gets hit by car.......... joe is a pylon
by eskabar June 24, 2006
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The orange traffic cone on the sides of the road near the intersections to determine when and where the lane changes and to warn you when and where
I have a pylon i stole and forced every one to sign
by THATGUY! September 9, 2005
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A motorist that drives at the posted speed limit or very close to it.

If we consider an observational reference frame at the posted speed limit, these motorists traveling at the posted speed limit are effectively stationary.

On larger roads, these "pylons" can be easily navigated around by any real drivers (motorists that travel safely while well above the posted speed limit).
On the road, there are two types of people:
Drivers, and pylons.
by malarky2020 December 14, 2009
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A building from the game starcraft, used by the protoss race. There can never be too many of this building, and they are required to build units. Additionally, these units provide the psionic matrix for warping in buildings.
by Renji9031 April 6, 2008
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The act of coating one's fingers in the dust of Takis corn chips; connecting the tips of the thumb, index and ring fingers to form a cone shape; inserting the finger-cone into one's anus and spreading the fingers apart.
I called the Dollar General to see if they had any Taki's in stock; I'm hoping to perform The Pylon tonight.
by Modern Giotto August 16, 2021
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