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moosejawing 

Moosejawing is a sexual act in which the more dominant partner will open their mouth as wide as it will go and clamp onto the vaginal region while humming. No tongue is involved unless it is accidental. This can last for anywhere between 1 and 10 minutes. It basically just warms the female up for penetration.
Nicolas: Kaitlyn, do you want me to moosejaw you tonight?
Kaitlyn: Of course I do baby.

Woman: Oh my gosh, he is such so good at moosejawing!
moosejawing by analqueen2k15 January 25, 2016
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moosejawing 

Moosejawing is a heterosexual and lesbian sexual act during which the more dominant partner places his/her mouth over their partner's vagina and hums. There is no tongue involved, unless accidental. This act can last anywhere between a minute and ten minutes. It serves as a good method of warming up the vagina for penetration.
Jessica: I have a really dry vagina and it makes sex with Chad really unpleasant.
Amber: Why don't you ask him to moosejaw you? You'll be a lot wetter and more comfortable!

Jessica: What is moosejawing?
Stephanie: It is when your boyfriend puts his mouth on your vagina and hums!
moosejawing by analqueen2k15 March 10, 2016

Moosejing 

The act of going about your normal business, but with your fly down.
Dude did you see Josiah today?" "Yeah he was totally moosejing all day
Moosejing by ImTheJing May 31, 2011

Moosewings 

When you unstuck your shirt and your underwear plops over your pants
I have some hella huge moosewingsright now.
Moosewings by CBiscuitHC August 21, 2016
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