Moosewings

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When you unstuck your shirt and your underwear plops over your pants

I have some hella huge moosewingsright now.

Moosewings by CBiscuitHC August 21, 2016

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Mooseington

The moose equivalent of Pedobear.

Mom to Son: "If you see a Mooseington coming your way, do NOT take his candy and do NOT get in his wagon."

Mooseington by WagonKids October 5, 2011

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Moosewings • Moodswings • mooseing • Mooseington • Moosejing • Mooseking • Moosewinter • mouselings

Moodswings

Mood going from one mood to the other in the space of 2-3 seconds

My friend/cousin Lisa has moodswings...constantly.
Not Joking..

Moodswings by R.O'S July 21, 2008

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mouselings

A baby mouse(s)

The mouse ran from the lion to check on his mouselings.

mouselings by fdhsjg June 14, 2017

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Moosewinter

A lost prophet who roams the frosty barrens of Siberia. With his sturdy mule Exo, Moosewinter rides across the the steppes in search of mystery and maffematics.

Wow I wish I could be as cool as Moosewinter.

Moosewinter by Mrchows November 18, 2009

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Mooseing

Having anal sex with a girl placing your hands on her hips and slowly raising them to head height in the shape of antlers impersonating a moose with out her seeing what you are doing.

Im mooseing that girl tonight

Mooseing by fraggletron January 7, 2012

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mooseing

Sex with members of staff lower than yourself, while at work

Im on a break now if u wana join me, we'll go sumwhere quiet and get down to sum serious mooseing

mooseing by Matt Dawson July 18, 2006

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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