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Mosesing 

To have sexual intercourse with a female on her period. To "part the red sea with your staff" as moses did.
Like earning your red wings, only with your penis.
Dude1: Dude, last night I was bangin' this chick, and I thought she was just super wet. Turns out I had been Mosesing her the whole time! My dick was covered in blood and the whole bed looked like a post-murder crime scene!
Dude2: Dude, that's sick!
Dude3: Hey man, at least you didn't get your red wings.
Mosesing by Ganjaninja1031 August 30, 2016
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mosesing 

Driving down the middle of the road on a motorcycle when traffic is nearly at a stand-still in both directions
"Traffic on the way to work was horrible! Luckily I was on my bike, so I was mosesing past all the cars and made it on time."
mosesing by Nairobi_Zebra_Bike March 15, 2014
1)To chill or hang out.
2)To express that you are simply doing nothing whether it be by yourself or with some friends.
3)Lounging around not having a care, or waiting for something to happen.
Brian: yo Graham, whats up man, what are you doing right now?
Graham: Nothing man, just mossing it at home.
Mossing by Gabbi3 August 16, 2006
Moss chills on trees, therefore mossing means chilling.
Bitch please im mossing...
Mossing by Jerm95 September 18, 2011
me and some buds are mossing tonite
mossing by fat my fat July 23, 2009

Moisesing it 

Ruining a joke or being generally unfunny.
"luka's dad left"

"haha yeah and hes gay too"

"...bro you're moisesing it"
Moisesing it by god_verified May 5, 2023

Mossinghawesome 

1) adj./adv. - just so amazingly awesome you can't even know how awesome it is

2) n. - the crazy alter ego of a seemingly normal person that only comes out when the person's consciousness is so strained that it can no longer keep control
1) Dude I can't believe you actually pulled that off! That was Mossinghawesome!

2) Ichigo Kurosaki's hollow form is a Mossinghawesome.
Mossinghawesome by Jonku TM June 19, 2010
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Frothability 

The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.
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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
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pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
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A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
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