Mosesing 

To have sexual intercourse with a female on her period. To "part the red sea with your staff" as moses did.
Like earning your red wings, only with your penis.

Dude1: Dude, last night I was bangin' this chick, and I thought she was just super wet. Turns out I had been Mosesing her the whole time! My dick was covered in blood and the whole bed looked like a post-murder crime scene!
Dude2: Dude, that's sick!
Dude3: Hey man, at least you didn't get your red wings.

Mosesing by Ganjaninja1031 August 30, 2016

mosesing 

Driving down the middle of the road on a motorcycle when traffic is nearly at a stand-still in both directions

"Traffic on the way to work was horrible! Luckily I was on my bike, so I was mosesing past all the cars and made it on time."

mosesing by Nairobi_Zebra_Bike March 15, 2014

Mossing 

1)To chill or hang out.
2)To express that you are simply doing nothing whether it be by yourself or with some friends.
3)Lounging around not having a care, or waiting for something to happen.

Brian: yo Graham, whats up man, what are you doing right now?
Graham: Nothing man, just mossing it at home.

Mossing by Gabbi3 August 16, 2006

Mossing 

Moss chills on trees, therefore mossing means chilling.

Bitch please im mossing...

Mossing by Jerm95 September 18, 2011

mossing 

to chill. this word is legit

me and some buds are mossing tonite

mossing by fat my fat July 23, 2009

Moisesing it 

Ruining a joke or being generally unfunny.

"luka's dad left"

"haha yeah and hes gay too"

"...bro you're moisesing it"

Moisesing it by god_verified May 5, 2023

Mossinghawesome 

1) adj./adv. - just so amazingly awesome you can't even know how awesome it is

2) n. - the crazy alter ego of a seemingly normal person that only comes out when the person's consciousness is so strained that it can no longer keep control

1) Dude I can't believe you actually pulled that off! That was Mossinghawesome!

2) Ichigo Kurosaki's hollow form is a Mossinghawesome.

Mossinghawesome by Jonku TM June 19, 2010