moyseying 

To give a girl a damned good seeing to. Preferably after licking her snatch and most definitely in at least 2 or 3 positions. The conditions of 'giving a good moyseying' also require that you must have a girlfriend (or wife) whilst giving the moyseying (to someone else) and that after you're through moyseying, you must describe in detail to the girlfriend (or wife) exactly what a good moyseying you gave to the girl. This can be done in person, or, if you're feeling especially brave or stupid, all over an internet messageboard. Bonus points if you, the wife, the moysey'd girl and 30 or so of your friends also use this message board.

Damn, you sure did give that ho some moyseying last night. You're the man, now, dog!

moyseying by Pinkeh May 31, 2007

monkeying about 

Verb
To do unproductive things in the backseat of a warthog while others are listening to the radio.

As seen on Red vs Blue, episode 53
www.redvsblue.com

"I think it's important to get proper credit when some of us are working hard discovering distress signals on the Warthog's radio, while others are hanging out in the back seat, monkeying about!"

monkeying about by cheeser March 28, 2005

Mosbying

The act of confessing feelings for a girl way too early.

This term comes from the show How I Met Your Mother, after the main character Ted Mosby tells a girl he's interested in that he thinks he's in love with her after their first date.

Later in the series, the term "Mosbying" is coined after Ted's friend Barney hooks up with a girl at a party, doesn't want to see her again, and tell her he's in love with her to make her want nothing to do with him.

Guy A: I don't understand what happened. She seemed really into him. How did he scare her off?
Guy B: Mosbying.

Mosbying by Glamoiglia November 23, 2011

monkeying about 

To fool around. (non-sexually)
seen in Red Vs Blue 53

"While we're sitting here just jabbering the Reds are over there monkeying about!"

monkeying about by Hollicide March 30, 2005

Mosesing 

To have sexual intercourse with a female on her period. To "part the red sea with your staff" as moses did.
Like earning your red wings, only with your penis.

Dude1: Dude, last night I was bangin' this chick, and I thought she was just super wet. Turns out I had been Mosesing her the whole time! My dick was covered in blood and the whole bed looked like a post-murder crime scene!
Dude2: Dude, that's sick!
Dude3: Hey man, at least you didn't get your red wings.

Mosesing by Ganjaninja1031 August 30, 2016

Mooseington 

The moose equivalent of Pedobear.

Mom to Son: "If you see a Mooseington coming your way, do NOT take his candy and do NOT get in his wagon."

Mooseington by WagonKids October 5, 2011

Moisesing it 

Ruining a joke or being generally unfunny.

"luka's dad left"

"haha yeah and hes gay too"

"...bro you're moisesing it"

Moisesing it by god_verified May 5, 2023