Skip to main content
An erect penis typically while being stroked.
He was sitting on the couch having a great time stroking his moonqua.
Moonqua by Jwalkins29 May 3, 2021
Urban Dictionary Merch

Monquavion

Big dick, loves everyone, loyalty not fake, and get hoes, loves the only, to smart, good at sports fast and cool, never tells a lie
I love monquavion
Monquavion by Big dick squad December 5, 2018
Related Words

monquayzsha 

A sexy goddess who is loving caring and fun she is loyal and the bestie you can ever have she fights for what she believes in
Monquayzsha is here and being bold
monquayzsha by Monkey foot December 15, 2017

Moonguard 

A place in World of Warcraft where a bunch of erotic role players (ERPers) have sex in goldshire and do weird role-playing stuff, Once you go to Moonguard your personality changes.
Dennis went into Moonguard and now he's a High-school dropout who lives in his basement playing WOW and Masturbating... Poor Dennis.

Moonguard 

A playable Roleplay realm server in the game 'World of Warcraft' where obese men, pre-pubecent teens, and pedophiles join together to put aside there differences and all gather at the goldshire inn where you can see plenty of naked toons dancing around mindlessy and letting their lives waste away. In other words, its the perfect place to meet people who still live in their mom's basement.
Did you ever play on that Moonguard server? Theres a lot of action in the Inn!
Moonguard by Hailwizard5 October 23, 2011
To verbally punish someone. To yell at someone. Imported by Americans, now used in Dublin's offices. Pronounced with a very long vowel (moo:nquake).
G: Look, those guys fucked up our translation!
T: Let me see. Shit, I'm gonna moonquake those people!
moonquake by Dietrich September 3, 2006

moonquack 

an earth quack that happens on the moon
moonquack
moonquack by moonquacker August 25, 2009
More from Urban Dictionary

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026
Next