Moonguard 

A place in World of Warcraft where a bunch of erotic role players (ERPers) have sex in goldshire and do weird role-playing stuff, Once you go to Moonguard your personality changes.

Dennis went into Moonguard and now he's a High-school dropout who lives in his basement playing WOW and Masturbating... Poor Dennis.

Moonguard by Nefarious Villain666 May 31, 2016

Moonguard 

A playable Roleplay realm server in the game 'World of Warcraft' where obese men, pre-pubecent teens, and pedophiles join together to put aside there differences and all gather at the goldshire inn where you can see plenty of naked toons dancing around mindlessy and letting their lives waste away. In other words, its the perfect place to meet people who still live in their mom's basement.

Did you ever play on that Moonguard server? Theres a lot of action in the Inn!

Moonguard by Hailwizard5 October 23, 2011

Moonwards 

A group of travellers who pay their respects to the gyspy king.

I was in a group called the moonwards

Moonwards by RYANSMITH146 December 2, 2009

mongtard 

A combination of "Mong", (meaning a total idiot) and "Retard". General useage as an insult.

1) You're a total mongtard!
2) What a mongtard!

mongtard by SpasmicPuppy January 19, 2004

mongtarded 

mongtareded is the mixture of a retard and a mong.

someone who does something retarded but is naturally a mong.

that guy is so mongtarded

mongtarded by Deto123 May 18, 2011

mongtard 

Derived from "Mongoloid" meaning one who suffers from Downs Syndrome and "Retard" a term given to either slow learners or just general morons, this word is used as an insult to people who do something spasticated.

"John you managed to set fire to your own fireproof boxers you mongtard!"

mongtard by CuddyRules May 17, 2005

Moontard

The name given to a person who genuinely and fervently believes that the USA never landed on the moon, despite the massive volume of evidence to the contrary. When questioned on their beliefs a moontard will respond differently depending on the severity of their delusion, some merely claiming that the landings were faked in hollywood studios so that the USA could "win" the space race early, others claiming that early missions to the moon found an alien civilization there and as a result of threats to the earth by this race the moon landings were faked to avoid interstellar war. All in all these people are idiots who use pseudo-scientific drivel to authenticate their claims, such as the proposed lethality of the Van Allen belt.

Moontard - "The moon landings were faked!"
Person - "But what about the fact that modern telescopes are capable of making out the landing site, the fact that there is a mirror positioned on the moon's surface exactly where NASA said they positioned it and the vast photographic and video evidence which you seem to believe is CGI, despite them being broadcast in the 1960s."
Moontard - "But look at this video, the flag is waving!"
Person - "Well yes, that is a result of microgravity, and out of interest, why did the russians not notice the USA never got to the moon, since they had the technology to track the whole journey"
Moontard - "Nixon bribed the entire USSR to never talk!"

Moontard by JF Dangerfield November 28, 2009