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Moonwalking

When you smoke weed, use nitrous oxide , take acid and have someone inject dentist grade numbing agent into both your feet. It is quite hard to acquire the last ingredient but when it is come upon from a friend in a medical practice it is godly. When all done it results in a feeling like you are walking on the moon
Hey bro wanna try moonwalking it’s a mix of completely numb feet, weed, balloons and LSD

Moonwalking

Moonwalking is when an attempt to move on from a past relationship miserably fails and instead you end up going back to your previous boy/girl friend.

This makes you feel like you're months in the past instead of in the present, hence the term moonwalking. walking forward but going back.
"yo man, i thought you weren't with rachel anymore. you're back with her? thats some serious moonwalking."
Moonwalking by Lechugador June 11, 2009

Moonscaping 

To shave one's ass.
You have serious wolverine ass. You are in need of some moonscaping
Moonscaping by jebediah05 January 3, 2011

Moonking 

Expelling air/gas from the tip of your penis to cause a sound
Carl, stop walking so fast... every time you take a step, it sounds like you are moonking.
Moonking by Survivalratezero February 9, 2021

Moonwalking

The act of Hangin Wit Da Moon and therefore being so intoxicated on marijuana or marijuana accessories, that you believe that you are actually walking on the moon, backwards... And every 5 minutes you be saying “where the fuck we at, let's go ice skating or roller blading, dependent on the weather, of course... And then go bowling my nigga woopty woop”
My nigga, I was Hangin Wit Da Moon and started Moonwalking... I was high as fuck... Then I went ice skating and bowling”
Moonwalking by REV K7-EE-OLEVN October 16, 2020

moonwalking all over your ass

That's a way to offend someone instead of saying things like "Fuck you" or something like that.
It is mostly used by moonwalkers (Michael Jackson Fans).
"Shut up or I'll be moonwalking all over your ass!"