The ability to think quickly. Often associated with humor.
He has a great wit, as evidenced by the laughs he got at that party.
by Diggity Monkeez July 14, 2005
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Guy: Man, that guy is so full of wit.
Girl: Yeah, maybe you should take a few pointers.
(Guy stares at girl blankly.)
by HappyGirl1993 October 27, 2010
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Scottish slang for 'what'.
Matt: Collin?
Collin: Wit?
Matt: where's mum?
Collin: I don't knoe
by BlueIsGone May 1, 2019
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"When it comes to pleasing a woman I'm down for WIT."
by Byjoe August 30, 2016
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Someone: I just got two lobsters for them to fight to the death
You: wit
by Eatmyass July 22, 2018
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What you call a person who is smart, funny, a quick thinker and somewhat kind, yet they still piss you off so badly you want them to disappear for good.
"Damn, that guy is such a Wit sometimes."
"Sometimes my boyfriend is such a Wit to me, I wish he would just go away forever."
by RossDaBoss October 4, 2008
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A duel form of we, quite literally meaning "We Two"
Wit will go to the supermarket when wit find our money
by Master of beargreen May 31, 2022
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