Wit

The ability to think quickly. Often associated with humor.

He has a great wit, as evidenced by the laughs he got at that party.

by Diggity Monkeez July 14, 2005

Wit

Smart sense of humour, quick and abrupt.

Example...

Guy: Man, that guy is so full of wit.
Girl: Yeah, maybe you should take a few pointers.
(Guy stares at girl blankly.)

by HappyGirl1993 October 27, 2010

Wit

Scottish slang for 'what'.

Matt: Collin?
Collin: Wit?
Matt: where's mum?
Collin: I don't knoe

by BlueIsGone May 1, 2019

Wit

Acronym for Whatever It Takes.

"When it comes to pleasing a woman I'm down for WIT."

by Byjoe August 30, 2016

Wit

What in tarnation ; when someone says so wack ass shit

Someone: I just got two lobsters for them to fight to the death
You: wit

by Eatmyass July 22, 2018

Wit

What you call a person who is smart, funny, a quick thinker and somewhat kind, yet they still piss you off so badly you want them to disappear for good.

"Damn, that guy is such a Wit sometimes."
"Sometimes my boyfriend is such a Wit to me, I wish he would just go away forever."

by RossDaBoss October 4, 2008

Wit

an illiteret, and/or, retarted, persons way of saying "with"

illiteret person: yo wats up wit u i thut u wer goin to da club wit mii tonit

person with iq above 60: ... uhh, your retarted.

by babymeandyou May 21, 2008