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Wit

The ability to think quickly. Often associated with humor.

He has a great wit, as evidenced by the laughs he got at that party.

by Diggity Monkeez July 14, 2005

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microcough

A tiny, almost imperceptible cough, usually hidden behind a mask due to; emphysema, asthma, allergies or the dreaded COVID, so as not to alarm others to your potential of being “the infected.”

I was walking through the grocery store and I had a tickle in my throat but I didn’t want people to think I was contagious so I let out a microcough.

by PeteLoaf320 November 25, 2020

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Wit

Smart sense of humour, quick and abrupt.

Example...

Guy: Man, that guy is so full of wit.
Girl: Yeah, maybe you should take a few pointers.
(Guy stares at girl blankly.)

by HappyGirl1993 October 27, 2010

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Wits

To have smarts/be smart, but usually not in a knowing calculus at the age of 6 smart, but just being aware and making smart choices. Mostly known for "Keep your wits about you." quote from several films,games and media that date back in the days(medieval etc). Meaning just keep your head up and be smart about what you do, be careful.

Malik decided to get piss drunk right before finals and didn't even study, he failed the test the next day, he sure as hell didn't keep his wits about him.

Take this sharp stick, it's all I have to give you before you venture off onto your jourey... but with just a stick, be sure to keep your wits about you, Sir Mark.

by Zure the Dark Being April 16, 2013