Heroin capitol of the state. Favorite past times include committing felonies, overdosing on
drugs in McDonald'
s bathroom, and domestic violence against your fifth baby momma.
Nightlife consists of snorting xanax and fighting the cops, going to the dying Mall of Monroe for a few hours to
poke fun at the rent a cops.
The dating pool consists of men who have either been to
prison several times or are currently on felony probation for various reasons. and women who have five children by five different men by the age of 21.
The local cuisine consists of stale
meat from the East end markets and Bud Light purchased by returning bottles and cans to the local Wal-Mart.
The attire of his lovely city often consists of an ankle monitor, pants sagging to your ankles and a pair of bootleg Chinese Air Jordan'
s you stole from your neighbor.
Monroe, come for the heroin, stay because you'
re now in jail and owe $10,000 in child support to some
prostitute you slept with at a party one night!
Guy : Shiettt babygurl u my fine piece of
ass and my bitch
Girl : Teeheehee oh baby you so bad get me pregnant and then beat my
ass and go to prison while I raise the kids
Guy : Of course mah hoe, this is Monroe, Michigan after all.
