when pressed for time and adequate cleansing of the rectal cavity is not warranted, this creates a mixture of sweat and fecal matter furthermore creating an itching and burning sensation in the asscrack that can last for multiple hours. when scratched this results in a variant of the stinky finger. this also can be a result of anal seepage.
Someone whom is attracted to dumbasses, why? No one is sure. Someone who makes dumb comments or decisions is strangely appealing.
Girl 1: "I'm morosexual, I'm attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively, one time boy 1 asked me what the Spanish for tortilla is and now I dream of kissing him under the moonlight."