Monochild

Monochild is a child who is very ugly but has Shuichi Saihara’s eyes due to the fact he’s the father. He looks like a bald version of Baby Kaede with Saihara’s eyes, we don’t know the other parent of Monochild.

“Hey look, it’s the ugly child”
“Do you mean Monochild”
“Yeah, exactly”

by Local Kokichi kinnie July 5, 2020

Moonchild

It's a bop on mono by our one and only president, leader, THE Kim Namjoon aka RM aka runch randa.

Moonchild, don't cry, when the moon rise, it's your time
Come on y'all moonchild, don't cry

by HanArmy June 30, 2019

monochode

A monochode is a penis that is wider than it is long, otherwise known as a chodewith the addition of having only one large testicle. This birth defect is also known as being monotescular.

Leo: Did you hear the rumor about Jimmy? Well people are saying he has a monochode. Andrew: I believe it.

by Lenard the 7/11 Employee February 5, 2015

manchild

An adult male who still posesses psychological traits of a child. Traits include, but are not necessarily limited to:
- whining
- pettyness
- trying to pass the blame for their own underdeveloped judgement
- not "stepping up to the plate" when it's their role to.
- secretly still finds 3rd grade bathroom humor amusing.
- is able to connect with his children, but only as another child, not as a father.
- not to mention an overall insecurity in who he is as a man, from which similar traits sprout.

The manchild, if married, is often found married to Type A women (usually firstborn or only child in their own family) who reluctantly yet aptly take up the slack for the aforementioned manchild.

This manchild will often attempt to augment their lack and/or compete with peers with material posessions such as:
- Harley Davidson Softtail with $30 do-rag
- Hummer H2 or similar oversized fossil-fuel guzzling behemoth
- 6 seat felt poker table with matching humidor
- The very latest electronic gadgets (digital camera, GPS handheld, etc.) to impress peers with.

These examples reflect some of the psychological traits mentioned above, and some that aren't:

Ray from "Everybody Loves Raymond"
Doug from "King of Queens"
Dad from "Malcolm in the Middle"
George Costanza from "Seinfeld"
Al from "Married with Children"

by Rex Cavendish May 19, 2005

manchild

Due to the general acceptance of 'manchild' as an unwanted negative stigma, let me offer an alternative take to the definition. A manchild is not necessarily bad, in fact it can be a good trait. A manchild could come to mean that the person retains childish aspects that are beneficial. For example, the childish aspect of being playful and finding playfulness in everyday sober life is beneficial to one's mental health. It could also imply the male individual retaining the "cute" and "bubbly" aspects from childhood that are often lost in adulthood (because of society's expectations for men to be rational and to hide their emotions). Furthermore, a manchild may still crush on a women and have infatuated feelings for them, and that's perfectly okay.

So in conclusion: manchild..... not a bad thing per se.

Me: Omg, my co-worker is soooo beautiful!! I think I have a crush on her. Like I'm legit obsessed.
Somebody: Are you a manchild? Just ask her out, maybe you'll get to fuck her some day.....
Me: If manchild implies being able to crush on someone, then yes I am. Sigh... why do you always assume that the end goal for everything is sex? Maybe I just like the ephemeral feeling of being infatuated, nothing wrong with that. It's like enjoying the journey more than the destination, you know what I mean?

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian July 19, 2021

Manchild Drink

50/50 Whiskey & Applejuice

I'd like to order a Manchild drink please.

by Fatmatt January 5, 2014

moonchild

A person who is connected with the moon, and stars. Someone who doesn't belong on Earth, a person who belongs with the stars and moon in a far far away land. A dreamer who belongs in the vast spectrum of the universe and space with the stars, planets, moons, and such. A romantic, a poet, a dreamer, a killer, a broken soul that wants to go home.

She is the daughter of the moon, a moonchild in her own right.

by Jxnkies April 8, 2021